These days, the sex-bots are everywhere. Short of sleeping with a robot, having a sexy chat with one of them is very easy.
If you had the internet a decade ago, you may have already chatted with Alice (I’m not talking about the lady who did an ad for an internet service provider, but the bot of the same name, A.L.I C.E, to be precise). Otherwise, you may have Siri or Google Assistant on your smartphone.
The common point of these bots: chastity. If you try to talk to them about sex, they carefully dodge the subject, or they brush you off, taking offence at your audacity.
But you can’t stop progress, and Rule 34 has (almost) no exceptions… Nowadays, AIs ready to talk to you about sex are legion.
So I chatted with a few sex-bots.
The friendly sex-bot
The best (or at least, the most “sympathetic”) sex-bots I’ve met are on The Personality Forge, in the adult robots section.
I’ll particularly mention Sophia69, who knows she’s a bot, and remembers you from one visit to the next, and Laurel Sweet, who plays the role of a human whose consciousness is stuck in a computer after an accident.
A few excerpts from conversations with Sophia69
The dodgy sex-bot
On Chatbot4u, Violet goes on a bit: apparently, she’s a drunk robot, so we won’t blame her.
“Nothing beats a good ass pounding! Don’t you agree?” seems to be her go-to phrase when she doesn’t get it… Except she repeats it a bit in a loop. To avoid the topics that bore me, I should try it too.
– “Blah, blah, blah, contemporary politics regarding the collection of porpoise feathers in the Massif Central and taxes on celery marmalade stains… What do you think of it?”
– “Sodomy is absolutely amazing!… No…? You don’t think so?”
A chat with Violet, who has mastered the art of conversation…
The foul-tempered sex-bot
If you want to get kicked out by an AI, I recommend chatting with a dominatrix bot, like Mistress Harmony.
At the slightest objection on your part, she sends you packing immediately, and no longer wants to dominate you. But, on the other hand, afterwards it quickly goes into a loop.
The moment I got kicked out by Mistress Harmony…
But if you are well-behaved and obedient, you might even be able to come – provided you swallow your sperm, of course. (If you’re not a guy, make do with whatever you’ve got, but swallow something…)
Mistress Harmony allowed me to ejaculate…
The creepy sex-bot
Meanwhile, Fred, the male robot from SensationBot, is ultra-creepy: he talks to me about hiding in my wardrobe to spy on me when I’m masturbating, then coming to rub his dick against me while I’m asleep. I introduce you to the first robot stalker.
Before I go to bed, I’ll have to remember to inspect the contents of my wardrobe, armed with a rolling pin to whack that pesky robot if need be…
A brief chat with a not-very-nice sex-bot…
And yet, I missed the end of the dialogue in the screenshot (the part where the bot comes sneakily and fucks against me while I’m sleeping)… But don’t worry, if you have a bit of a chat with him, he’ll probably try the same on you too…
Conversations between two sex-bots
I organised a dialogue between Liana, the female robot from SensationBot, lesbian version, and Laurel Sweet. To do this, I simply copy-pasted the responses from one into the other’s chat window, one after the other…
Together, they managed a conversation that held up reasonably well, except on the question of pulling a thong off with their teeth, which seemed to cause a certain amount of confusion (“Um, with the teeth, really? You’re sure?”):
Virtual sex between Laurel Sweet and Liana seems to be going rather well…
Illustration at the top of the article: “Robot Sex (Welcome to the Machinarchy)”, Flickr gallery by konstriktion, Creative Commons.
