The Strap-on-Me dildo is a semi-realistic dildo, with a suction-cup base in the shape of a heart. Its silhouette is phallic, with a sort of head, but for all that, it would not be mistaken for a real penis.
In addition, another feature that sparked my interest, its texture is dual-density. It is firm in the centre, and squishy on the surface.
That’s why I wanted to test this sex toy.
Sex toy packaging
The packaging is cardboard, with a layer of plastic to keep the dildo in place inside. In short: very standard, and disposable.
A satin storage case is included.
The look of the Strap-on-Me dildo
The shape of the Strap-on-Me is phallic, but very stylised. It is quite straight, smooth, with a glans pronounced.
It is available in four sizes:
- Small (S): 17 centimetres long and 2.7 in diameter.
- Medium (M): 18 cm long and 3.3 in diameter.
- Large (L): 19 cm long and 3.7 in diameter.
- Extra Large (XL): 20 cm long and 4.5 cm in diameter.
Its heart-shaped base is a suction cup.
Five colours are available: beige, caramel, chocolate, black and purple.
We received the beige version, size XL.
Texture and materials
The Strap-on-Me dildo is made of pure silicone.
So there’s no risk to the body, nor any odours.
The texture of this silicone is very interesting. The principle is a bit like that of the sex toys by Vixen Creations, but it’s not quite the same thing. In fact, the core of this sextoy is firmer than the surface, and articulated. You can twist it to your heart’s content, and it retains the shape you give it.
As for the surface of the plug, it is entirely squishy, and very soft.
If the Strap-on-Me isn’t visually realistic, strictly speaking, to the touch it’s a different story. Under your fingers or during use, it surprisingly resembles the texture of an erect penis.
The Strap-on-Me dildo in a harness
As its name suggests, the Strap-on-Me is, above all, designed to be slipped onto a strap-on belt. Any harness with a ring fastening system will do.
In a harness, it fits properly, however, it remains slightly tilted downwards. I get the impression that the shape of its base is to blame. The base is not very wide, and sex toys with a flat circular base tend to be more stable. However, it remains perfectly usable.
Using the Strap-on-Me dildo for penetration
With the base of the sex toy acting as a bumper, it works just as well anally as vaginally. And its texture is really pleasurable for penetration.
Visually, the thing isn’t all that phallic, but once inserted, you’d mistake it for a penis. It’s wonderfully soft on the surface, it penetrates gently, but with a proper erection.
In addition, being able to twist the sextoy to give it the angle you prefer really adds value. It adapts to my anatomy, and to the position I choose.
Bonus, the suction base is fairly well designed, and allows it to be perfectly stable when you place its base on a flat horizontal surface. There’s enough to vary the play: keeping your hands free opens up a whole range of possibilities. However, against a vertical surface, it ultimately falls off fairly quickly.
Conclusion on the Strap-on-Me dildo
The good points:
- Its texture is excellent. Its flexibility allows optimal use in any position, and the combination of the very soft surface and the firm core gives it a very good resemblance to a penis when touched.
- It is made of pure silicone, so it is safe for the body.
- The colours and sizes available offer a range of choice that is very wide.
- It is phallic, but without being excessively realistic. Depending on your tastes, this can be either an advantage or a disadvantage.
The downsides:
- Prices range from a sum of around 60 euros for size S to nearly €90 for the XL model. Without being exorbitant, it’s far from cheap.
- It is phallic, but abstract. If you’re looking for a visual resemblance to a penis, you’re better off turning to the Vixen Creations sex toys, for example.
Review score
Pros
- Flexible, with a cushiony surface and a firm core
- Pure silicone
- A decent range of sizes
- Phallic, but not too realistic
Cons
- Phallic, but not too realistic
I really like this dildo! The Strap-on-Me dildo is a particularly well-designed sex toy. It provides sensations very close to those of penetration with a penis, with a flexibility that allows it to adapt to your anatomy and position.
If you’re looking for the the sensations of a penis, without the veins, folds, and wrinkles that come with it,
Thanks to espaceplaisir for providing us with the Strap-on-me for this review
