Why run a dildo test? You might find the idea superfluous. After all, dildos are sex toys devoid of any “high-tech” functionality. No vibrations, no controls, no battery… And yet, each dildo is unique.
And to choose a dildo, its dimensions, shape and material are essential criteria to take into account. That’s why many dildos feature in our sex toy reviews.
Dildo tests: non-realistic phallic dildos
Many dildos go for phallic shapes, paired with a look that remains abstract. Their aim is to provide sensations similar to those a penis might offer, without the feeling of inviting a pecker into your intimate area.
Indeed, opinions on realistic sex toys are mixed. Some love them, while others feel discomfort or revulsion towards these particular pleasure objects. Non-realistic phallic dildos provide a less intimidating alternative, and one rich in varied colours.
Many come with a flat base, which allows them to stand upright. You can then use them in a harness fitted with a ring attachment system. Some have a suction cup, which allows them to be firmly attached to the floor, a table, or the walls of the shower.
Dildo tests: realistic dildos
When we talk about realistic dildos, we picture an “old-school” sex toy, the kind of fake phallus you’d find on the shelves of a 90s sex shop. But realistic sex toys have come a long way since then.
The world of “realistic” adult toys is nevertheless riddled with relics from another era. Indeed, alas, sex toys made from toxic materials still abound, and particularly in the field of realistic dildos. Harmful to the body, porous, and with a very unpleasant chemical taste and smell, these sex toys are best avoided! We never test toxic sex toys on this blog.
We have selected and tested body-safe realistic dildos for you. These seemed tempting when we spotted them online, which is why we decided to take a closer look.
The aim of a realistic dildo is to imitate a penis. And some, like the RealCock, manage to do so in an extraordinarily convincing way. Every detail is there, from the tiniest vein or fold to the soft, plush texture of a real pecker.
Dildo tests: G-spot dildos
The G-spot, or rather the internal part of the clitoris, is an area located a few centimetres from the vaginal entrance, in the direction of the navel. Many dildos therefore have a particular curvature that allows them to better adapt to the stimulation of this erogenous zone.
Among G-spot dildos, you’ll find sex toys made from a variety of materials. Silicone, but also wood, glass, ceramic, steel, and even stone! Indeed, when it comes to G-spot stimulation, texture matters a lot and allows you to vary the sensations. Moreover, metal, glass or ceramic sex toys prove very effective for temperature play.
Dildo tests: quirky sex toys
Sex toy manufacturers sometimes have an over-the-top imagination! We’ve had the chance to test some utterly quirky dildos. From the hell horse penis to the dragon tongue, via an eggplant and the Eiffel Tower…
The Rule 34 should have a specific annex concerning sex toys: if it exists, someone has definitely made it into a sex toy!
Dildo tests: other dildos
The tests of all the other dildos that don’t belong to the categories previously mentioned on this page.
Golden Mamba Creature Cocks: a reptilian fantasy dildo review
Biird Boo Dildo Review: why size isn't just about length
Baseks Galaxy: a stellar dildo at a budget price
Review: Horny Devil Creature Cocks silicone dildo
Fantasm Tales Red Dragon Dildo: can it bring the heat to the bedroom?
Seahorse Hankey’s Toys: an XXL seahorse penis dildo
Vixen Spur review: a small dual-density dildo
Dildolls Utopia: a translucent pastel iridescent dildo
Fun Factory Limba Flex: a shape memory dildo
KnotMe Dragon Dildo Review: Europe's Answer to Bad Dragon?
