The Night Kink is a creation by the brand Geeky Sex Toys, famous for its pleasure objects inspired by pop culture. It’s part of the Game of Moans collection, a series of sex toys inspired by Game of Thrones. Indeed, it represents the Night King’s willy. And, the ultimate detail — admittedly useless but awesome — it glows in the dark!
(For those who’ve never watched the series, he’s the king of the White Walkers, the zombies who live in the cold, north of the Wall, and who really hope to dispatch everyone and then turn them into zombies).
With quirky and fun sex toys, Geeky Sex Toys pays tribute to various sagas: Star Wars, Doctor Who, Pokémon, Guardians of the Galaxy, etc… No cult geek reference escapes them. And to top it all off, they’re super nice, and they’ve agreed to send us the Night Kink so we can test it.
Packaging of the sex toy
No box, as the manufacturing is artisanal; however, a fabric storage case is provided. The package is small and neat.
Look of the Night Kink: a Game of Thrones sex toy
In Game of Thrones, the Night King is one of the few characters who never shows his willy to anyone. He came to zombify people in order to recruit them into his army, and doesn’t linger to make love. Or maybe he does, but only in private, and away from the cameras.
However, the Night Kink is what you’d picture if you tried to imagine the anatomy of the ice ruler down at his crotch. Blue, pale, with a frozen appearance, with spikes similar to those found on the man’s head.
Its size is rather modest. We’re freezing out beyond the Wall, and even dead, maintaining a convincing erection out there is already an achievement in itself. The Night Kink manages this brilliantly.
Texture and materials
The Night Kink is made of pure silicone. No danger to the body, and don’t worry: it won’t try to zombify your orifices.
The silicone used is rather firm. From the penis of an ice zombie, that’s hardly surprising.
Use of the Night Kink
Despite its very modest dimensions, the Night Kink reaches the G-spot without difficulty. Its texture, from its glans with light relief to its shaft with more pronounced patterns, is distinctly felt along the vaginal walls.
It’s a small sex toy very pleasant to use. Its “testicles” allow a firm grip, by grasping its base between the fingers.
Conclusion on the Night Kink
The good points:
- It’s super pretty, original, well-made, and constitutes a reference to Game of Thrones that will delight lubricious fans.
- It’s made of silicone, and therefore, entirely harmless to the body.
- For a handmade sex toy, in silicone, and with a particularly original look, on a theme that inspires geek passions and fantasies, its price is very reasonable: 85 dollars, or about 76 euros.
The bad points:
- It’s not very big. That’s not a bad point in itself, but perhaps you were expecting the Night King to be endowed with a gargantuan phallus, in which case, you’ll probably be disappointed by its dimensions.
Review score
Pros
- Super pretty
- Inspired by Game of Thrones
- Glow-in-the-dark
- Interesting surface textures
Cons
- Small size
The Night Kink is a sex toy I love! It’s super beautiful, pleasant to use, and, to top it all off, while one might expect the brand to take advantage of its success to push prices up, it’s not that expensive. In short, an excellent dildo, that lubricious Game of Thrones fans should all add to their collection, and quickly, before stocks run out.
Thanks to Geeky Sex Toys for providing us with the Night Kink for this review
