Whether it’s Marvel or DC Comics, every superhero movie generally inspires a porn parody. Several factors come into play in this phenomenon.
First of all, there are the costumes, which effortlessly tickle the viewer’s imagination and which a motivated cosplayer will be able to reproduce on a reasonable budget. And then, let’s face it, with their muscles and their kitschy body-hugging outfits, which give them a fetish side, superheroes and superheroines are often sexy.
Let’s start with the porn parodies of Marvel films.
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Marvel superheroes and their porn parodies
X-Men… version X
- X-Men XXX: an Axel Braun parody (Vivid). Why not name this film XXX-Men? The pun was so easy!
- X-Men: a gay XXX parody (Men.com). Marvel’s super-powered mutants also get people fantasising in a 100% male version.
- Wolverine XXX: an Axel Braun parody (Vivid). Let’s hope he never tries to fist.
The porn parodies of Spider-Man
- Spider-Man XXX: a porn parody (Vivid). What substance does the spider superhero use to make webs in this porn parody? It’s the question we’re all asking.
- The sequel: Spider-Man XXX 2: an Axel Braun parody (Vivid).
- Spider-Man: a gay XXX parody (Men.com).
- And the VR version: Spider-Man: Home cumming (VR Bangers).
The porn parody of Deadpool
- This can’t be Deadpool XXXX (Spizoo). Once you realise that, like Spider-Man, he’s basically wearing a zentai suit, you’re hardly surprised that Deadpool has his own porn parody too.
Hulk and She-Hulk porn version
- The Incredible Hulk XXX: a porn parody (Vivid). When he gets angry, even his dick turns green.
- She-Hulk XXX: an Axel Braun parody (Vivid & Axel Braun). Chyna, the actress who plays She-Hulk in this film, was a professional wrestler and a bodybuilder. Her physique was therefore ideal for playing the Marvel superheroine with superhuman musculature.
Thor’s big hammer
- Thor XXX: an Axel Braun parody (Vivid). Needless to say, the Viking god look is definitely enough to get people fantasising. However, generally speaking, even if you’re very handy, it’s best to put your hammer down before sex to avoid any risk of accident. Basic safety measure.
- Thor: An Extreme Comixxx parody (Extreme Comixxx).
The X versions of Captain America
- Captain America XXX: an Axel Braun parody (Vivid). Now, on the other hand, I don’t know about you, but personally, Captain America’s patriotic uniform, in terms of excitement potential, I’ll pass.
- Captain America XXX: an Extreme Comixxx parody (Extreme Comixxx).
- Captain America: a gay XXX parody.
Avengers XXX
- Axel Braun’s Avengers XXX: A porn parody (Vivid). I’ve already covered this in a previous article.
- The sequel: Avengers XXX 2: an Axel Braun parody.
- And finally, the crossover, Avengers vs X-Men XXX: an Axel Braun parody.
Guardians of the Galaxy in porn parody
- Gnardians of the Galaxy (Woodrocket). You can watch this film on Pornhub, and the perverted raccoon, played by April O’Neil, is somewhat unsettling. The soft trailer is on YouTube.
- Guardians of the Gonads (Digital Playground). Minus a point for the bloke’s shitey wig.
- Guardians of the Gagacy (Hot Mess). Well, if you go solely by the cover, this attempt at a porn parody of Guardians of the Galaxy doesn’t seem to be trying too hard to stick to the script. But there is an attempt at a pun, and that’s something.
Iron Man porn parody version
- Iron Man XXX: an Axel Braun parody. Is it just me, or do all the characters look grumpy on the cover of this DVD?
- And, to stay in the realm of ultra-original titles, Iron Man XXX: an Extreme Comixxx parody.
Do you have a porn parody of a Marvel superhero film to suggest to us to complete this article? Don’t hesitate to let us know in the comments.
In the second part of this article, we’ll be tackling the porn parodies of DC Comics superhero films.
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