Here is the tenth edition of the sext toy gazette, featuring a porno parody of Stranger Things, the Wobbling Willy, a dick-headed dildo, and actresses playing Pic’Pirate.
The Wobbling Willy: a custom-face dildo
For a dick-shaped head, we present the Wobbling Willy, a sext toy with a custom-sculpted head from photos.
Its official website specifies that it is indeed a dildo perfectly functional silicone dildo, while the removable head is made of polymer clay. That is to say, Fimo. Now, the fateful question… Would you be able to masturbate with a dildo sporting the caricatured head of your partner gazing at you with a smile? Now, victim of its own success, the Wobbling Willy, sold at $99 (which isn’t all that expensive for a custom pleasure object), is currently out of stock.
Pic’Pirate with a vibro between the thighs
Apparently, there is a YouTube channel specialising in videos of the type ‘She does such and such a complicated action with a vibro between her legs’. The channel, called ‘Pure Ecstasy’, recycles the Rubik’s Cube, domino runs, Jenga, and even… Pic’Pirate with a vibro. I mean, Hysterical Litterature by Clayton Cubitt, that was fresh, new, poetic and beautiful to watch, but this… A girl playing Pic’ Pirate with a vibro between her thighs, really? Is this an attempt to ruin our childhood memories?
A porno parody of Stranger Things
There is now a porno parody of Stranger Things, called “Porno Things”, and produced by Adam Ruins Porn. The trailer is on Pornhub.
Other stuff
Other recent erotic or sexual things on the net:
- Where does it get warm when you’re aroused? A porn convention filmed with a thermal camera.
- The contraceptive pill is legal in France for 50 years.
- For Christmas, Eve de Candaulie offers her readers her first whispered erotic story, and it’s very sexy.
- Playboy is considering ceasing publication of its magazine paper edition: it’s losing the brand money, and Playboy Enterprises was contractually obligated to continue the magazine as long as its creator, Hugh Hefner, was alive (Hugh Hefner died in September at the age of 91).
