We’ve dedicated not one, but two articles to sex toys inspired by Star Wars, the saga having been the subject of so many erotic hijinks that cataloguing them all would be a mammoth task. However, if you prefer aliens a bit more British than Yoda and Chewbacca, no need to panic, you’ll find something for you too: as Rule 34 of the internet claims, Doctor Who has its fair share of sex toys and porn interpretations. . sex toys and porn parodies about Doctor Who
Doctor Whore – Cybermen armed with vibrators
The Doctor Who porn parodies
Doctor Whore Series created by Woodrocket, Doctor Whore features Brian Street Team, who plays the Eleventh Doctor, Ava Dalush as River Song(or rather, River Dong) , Tara Lynn Foxx as Rose, Skin Diamond as Martha, Jodi Taylor and Richie Calhoun as Amy and Rori, and April O’Neil as the Twelfth Doctor as the Twelfth Doctor the Twelfth Doctor Twelfth Doctor (although she is wearing the Tenth Doctor’s hat). Doctor Whore is fairly faithful to the series(the recent one)
, and, of course, recreates various iconic scenes in a porny, parodied version, with Daleks, a Tardis renamed “Please Her Box” instead of “Police Box”, and Cybermen armed with rabbits. The trailer (soft)
for the series is available on Youtube: At present, four episodes of Doctor Whore can be viewed in fullon Woodrocket’s website
.
Doctor Screw A porn series inspired by Doctor Who created in 2006, Doctor Screw
The cover of “Doctor Screw”
The soft trailer on Youtube:
Doctor Loo And The Phaleks A 2005 film, the porn parody Doctor Loo And The Phaleks (according to its description on IMDB, I haven’t had the chance to watch the film) : Dr. Louise Flangebatter (English slang for a shad) travels through time and space in the Turdis, a time-travelling toilet, with her partner Quimberly Dickmore and the robot-fucking machine Kay Nine. They visit the planet Scrotum 4 and fight Lady Sodomi and her army of Phaleks.
Abducted by the Daleks
Abducted by the Daleks is a Z-movie, part horror, part erotic, released in 2005. As its title suggests, its plot features young women who are kidnapped by the Daleks. They end up naked and cuddle.
According to reviews from those who have seen it, Abducted By the Daleks doesn’t seem all that great.
Sextoys inspired by Doctor Who
A sonic screwdriver dildo
The Doctor Screw’s Sonic Dildo was created by Geeky Sex toys, the brand behind the latest batch of Star Wars sex toys. Unfortunately, it is no longer available for sale.
A Dalek dildo
There is a Dalek dildo, sold on Etsy by LovecrafterToys, also creators of a good number of tentacled sex toys.
Doctor Who whips
On Etsy, two Doctor Who whips : the first, from HoneybeeKink (unfortunately, it is no longer available for sale), and the second, in Tardis colours, at MyFavoriteKink.
A dildo with a Tardis inside
The Tardis Tickler, a translucent silicone sex toy containing a Tardis, is a unique creation by The Toymaker Project, which shares photos of its work on its website.
Spanking with a Tardis.. or with a Dalek?
On Etsy, you can find several paddles (BDSM implements for spanking) on a Doctor Who theme. a Doctor Who theme. Doctor. Who. theme. Who. theme. At Geek Kink, a Tardis-shaped paddle, and a Dalek-shaped one:
And a paddle decorated with a Tardis at SarahsFetishBoutique:
Tardis nipple clamps
Still on Etsy, at KinkyPenguins, you can get Tardis nipple clamps.
Doctor Who anal plugs
An anal plug decorated with a Tardis, and another bearing the inscription “Bad Wolf”, are for sale at The Kink Factory.
