2021 is a strange year… After the pandemic and the heat domes, it’s now the season of space tourism willies.
The whole internet has noticed: Blue Origin, the spacecraft Jeff Bezos took a brief trip into space in, looks remarkably like a penis. What’s more, after taking off into the Texan sky, the billionaire and former Amazon CEO described his experience as “the first step towards something big”. Could it be a private joke? Whatever the case, the spacecraft’s phallic shape has prompted plenty of reactions.
Yes, but space tourism remains the preserve of a handful of billionaires. Like Bezos, Branson and Musk, we’d love to visit the stratosphere too, but we don’t have the same budget.
So the saucy webcam platform CamSoda has decided to offer a cheaper way to get off using a phallic object, by launching its Billionaire Flesh Rocket range, a series of rocket-shaped dildos.
On offer are the Blue Orgasm, a dildo inspired by Blue Origin, the Space Sex, a black sex toy inspired by SpaceX, and the Galadick, a silver dildo inspired by Virgin Galactic’s VSS Unity.
CamSoda vice-president Daryn Parker certainly has no shortage of puns on the subject. He told ETO, a website covering news from the adult industry:
“Right now, billionaires are getting off by going into space in their rockets. With our Billionaire Flesh Rockets range, people who can’t afford a ticket aboard VSS Unity, Blue Origin or Elon’s SpaceX rocket can get off another way and penetrate the O-zone.
Bravely go where no one has ever gone before, explore Uranus and perhaps even meet the pantless people up close. What’s the point of being Pluton-ic? Grab your Billionaire Flesh Rocket today.”
That said, “today” could be tricky, as no release date has been announced for the Billionaire Flesh Rocket collection. All we know is that they’ll be “available for pre-order soon”.
This all looks very much like a publicity stunt. Will these space tourism willies actually see the light of day? This isn’t the first erotic accessory CamSoda has marketed. In 2017, CamSoda announced the release of OhRoma, a mask to pair with a virtual reality headset to experience VR porn in smell-o-vision. But since then, the OhRoma has remained available for pre-order.
