Some time ago, we interviewed Brian Sloan, inventor of the Autoblow, who told us about his new project: the Autoblow AI.
This sex toy, whose modes were designed using machine learning, attempts to reproduce “human” blow-job techniques, learnt by watching many hours of porn.
The Autoblow AI has been released, and Brian kept his promise by sending us one so we could test it and tell you about it.
Is watching porn a good way to learn how to give a blow job? Does this sex toy really suck like a human being? That’s what we’re going to try to find out in this review.
Sex toy packaging
The packaging is a cardboard box decorated with pictures of the sex toy. It’s disposable, so I won’t dwell on it.
What the Autoblow AI looks like
The Autoblow AI has quite a distinctive look. Part high-tech object, with its white and blue colours, sleek curves and indicator light, and part contraption that’s a little creepy, straight out of a cyborg factory, with its pale, expressionless, “realistic” mouth.
I can’t help noticing that it looks a bit like the unsettling telephone from Téléchat.
If you’re going for a futuristic sex toy, why opt for a humanoid mouth? That said, at least it has the advantage of being gender-neutral.
Texture and materials
The Autoblow AI’s sleeve is made of silicone—soft, stretchy and very supple. It seems rather thin. The casing, meanwhile, is made of hard plastic.
Powering the Autoblow AI
It’s a corded sex toy. The good thing is that it’ll never run out of battery.
The downsides are that you have to stay near a power socket and, of course, using it anywhere near water is out of the question.
Autoblow AI controls and modes
The Autoblow AI offers:
- Ten blow-job modes: nine repetitions of preset movements, and one mode that randomly combines the nine movements.
- And ten speeds.
As for the controls, it has five buttons:
- An “On / Off” button to turn the device on or off.
- A “pause” button. This lets you temporarily stop the sex toy’s movements. Press it a second time and it returns to the mode and speed you were using before.
- Two “+” and “-” buttons to adjust the movement speed.
- An arrow-shaped button to cycle through the blow-job modes.
Using the Autoblow AI
I expected the Autoblow AI to give me some interesting sensations. I very rarely use masturbators, but I had a good feeling about this one.
Inside the box, around the silicone sleeve, a sort of ring makes rhythmic back-and-forth movements. It’s the movement of this ring, combined with the texture of the sleeve, that creates the mechanics of a blow job.
Here’s an animation to give you a better idea of how it works:
Since photos of the sex toy in use would have to involve a penis, the RealCock 2 DTF will play the part of the willy in question.
So here it is, ready to set off exploring:
So, how does it perform?
Unfortunately, this masturbator was a huge disappointment. How can I put it…? My penis won’t fit inside it. Well, it does, partly, but only if I force it in like a brute, while trying to overcome my fear of hurting my willy.
The opening is simply too small. And when, after a huge amount of effort, I manage to get the tip of my penis inside, there’s too much pressure on the sex toy’s motor, which grinds to a halt.
And no, I’m not trying to impress you by subtly hinting at how enormous my cock is. My willy is perfectly average. The Autoblow AI will be unusable for a lot of people, because its opening is too narrow.
And if you happen to have a willy that can fit inside the masturbator, does it work well? Well, I couldn’t say.
Conclusion on the Autoblow AI
The good points:
- At first glance, it seems packed with elaborate features.
The bad points:
- … But I won’t get to enjoy those features. Sadly, my willy won’t fit inside it. The sex toy is too small. For me, it’s unusable.
Review score
Pros
- Innovative concept
Cons
- Too small, unusable for me
The Autoblow AI looked like a nice concept. But what’s the point of doing an elaborate study of blow-job techniques in porn if you’re going to ignore the most important thing: the average dimensions of a human penis?
As for me, I can’t use it. If I’d bought it, I’d be extremely disappointed. I’m still glad I got the chance to take a look at the thing. But I can only advise you against buying it, unless you’re confident that your willy can squeeze through the narrowest openings.
Thanks to la marque for providing us with the Autoblow AI for this review
