It’s a bit late to be choosing sex toys to give for Christmas, or Santa-themed sex toys for Santa fetishists. But if the presents you’ve received haven’t quite hit the mark, it’s never too late to treat yourself and get the sex toy of your dreams.
So, which sex toys should you have found under the tree?
Christmas sex toys: clitoral vibrators
The Doxy Die Cast
The Doxy Die Cast, an ultra-powerful clitoral vibrator with a steel handle, will give you orgasms that’ll rattle the walls.
Lovehoney’s Mantric
When it comes to ultra-powerful rechargeable clitoral vibrators, Lovehoney holds its own, with the Mantric, a plain old wand that does its job properly.
The Zumio
For those looking for something different, the Zumio is a clitoral stimulator of a different kind. This little wand, fitted with a tiny ball at its tip, delivers targeted and extremely powerful vibrations.
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Christmas sex toys: for the G-spot
The Pure Wand
The Njoy Pure Wand is a must-have sex toy for G-spot stimulation.
Whether you’re after female ejaculation or simply back-to-back orgasms, this steel wand is a pleasure tool to treat yourself to, or to get someone to buy for you, as soon as possible! Durable and sturdy, it’s unlikely to ever break down, and it’ll give you years of pleasure.
The Lelo Mona 2
The Lelo Mona 2 is the ultimate vibrator for G-spot stimulation. It combines powerful vibrations, which can also prove interesting for external stimulation, with a shape particularly suited to the anatomy of the area. Once you start using it, expect back-to-back orgasms!
Idée du Désir’s Orchidée
Rather than a Christmas log cake, go for a wooden sex toy! The Orchidée by Idée du Désir is a dildos hand-carved by a French artisan. Not content with just being a beautiful object, this dildo will delight your G-spot.
Christmas sex toys: top realistic dildos
Vixen Creations’ Johnny
The Vixen Johnny is a realistic flat-based dildo that can be worn in a harness. Convincing in both texture and look, in pure silicone, it’s a fine willy that’s a pleasure to use in all circumstances.
The RealCock 2
The RealCock 2 is the top of the top when it comes to realistic dildos. It costs a fortune, yes, but in terms of realism, it really packs a punch!
Along with its alter ego, the RealCock 2 DTF, which has a base compatible with the Vac-U-Lock attachment system for wearing in a harness, these are the two most realistic sex toys I’ve had the chance to hold in my hands, and elsewhere. The finish is astonishing, whether visually or in terms of texture.
Christmas sex toys: masturbators
The Fleshlight Turbo Thrust
A non-realistic masturbator that provides the same sensations as a “classic” Fleshlight, the Fleshlight Turbo Thrust proves less intimidating, but just as effective.
Fun Factory’s Manta
The Fun Factory Manta is a vibrating masturbator for the penis. Complementing or replacing the hand when masturbating, it provides different and really interesting sensations to explore.
Christmas sex toys: for geeks and geekettes
The Night Kink
A sex toy inspired by the TV series Game of Thrones, the Geeky Sex Toys’ Night Kink represents the penis of the Night King, the zombie king leading the army of the White Walkers. With its bluish tint and highly textured, crystal-shaped surface, its icy appearance…
The Pika Plug
The Pika Plug is a Pikachu anal plug! It’s an original and sexy way to feel like a Pokémon during erotic games under the covers.
A Bad Dragon sex toy
Tired of ordinary sex toys and their traditional phallic shapes? Bad Dragon sex toys, depicting the penises and vaginas of dragons or other fantastical beasts, will probably delight you.
Dragons, unicorns, hell horses, tentacles and other sea creatures from heroic fantasy, the bestiary is complete. The brand even makes miniature dragon dongs for decoration!
Christmas sex toys: conclusion
As long as you choose the right one, giving a sex toy is a thoughtful gesture that will contribute to the well-being of the person who receives it. But if nobody thought of you, nothing stops you from treating yourself and getting the ultimate accessories for getting wild.
With or without sex toys, we wish you a very happy holiday season!
