Merry Christmas! Except for fans of white beards and red socks, Christmas Eve is far from the sexiest day of the year. Between family Christmas dinners, indigestion, midnight mass, the Yule log and gift preparation, there’s little room for naughty moments.
To give you a little dose offurtive eroticism amid the festivities, this little improvised Christmas card wishes you a Merry Christmas. We hope you’ll spend the holidays in good company, and that you’ll find wonderful gifts under the tree.
The two sex toys representing Father Christmas and his reindeer Rudolph in this photo are the RealCock 2 and a Fleshlight.
A compulsive sex toy collector whose stash now dwarfs my wardrobe, I review every new toy with a critic's sharp eye.
