Known as cock sock or in English, the penis sock is used to keep the precious member warm when it’s cold in winter… Or to make a daft gift that will trigger a few belly laughs under the tree. penis socks ? Ice Age , who keeps losing his willy (whereas if he had stashed it in acock sock , he wouldn’t have had all these problems).Penis sock – Scrat from Ice Age
#cockinasock , which last year saw these gentlemen photographing themselves, in the buff, with their penises hidden in a sock, under the pretext of raising awareness about preventing testicular cancer(Where’s the connection?) .Of course, unless you live at the North Pole with Father Christmas, it’s not really in season, but what the hell. You’ll get the full lowdown on the wee-wee sock…
The cop, the general and the horned helmet
(That would make a good film title, wouldn’t it?)
We can all fancy men in uniform, of course… But why bother dressing up the whole bloke when, for pocket change, you can have a penis in uniform? And presto, with a little sock, here’s the police wee-wee and the soldier wee-wee (besides, he’s ranked… He’s a general, says the Etsy shop selling it). That said, if you prefer warriors a bit more old-school, you can also get a Viking penis.
Old MacDonald Had a Farm…
The farm animals, it’s a must, whether as sex toys or penis socks. right , the donkey and the ox, as in the nativity scene, to warm little Jesus (or little Popaul, but that doesn’t sound as good in the sentence…)
Or the pig, to look roguish, or the rooster, which gives the name all its meaning “cock sock”.
The superhero penis sock
These farm animals are all very cute, but not exactly glorious. The willy you intend to keep warm is a super willy… No, actually, it’s outright Superwilly! By buying it a knitted cape made to fit, it will become the superhero of your choice, Superman, or (for quick finishers?) Flash Gordon.
The wild penis sock
Let’s go back to animals… This time, the jungle ones.⏎⏎The giraffe will keep your favourite long-necked member nice and warm.
Or the elephants, because [insérez ici votre blague favorite sur les longues trompes].
Or the zebra, just for the stripes…
The Wookie penis sock
If you’re a fan of Star Wars and equipped with a phallus, you can put Chewbacca in your briefs… Yeah, okay, I know you would have preferred to put Leia in your bed, but we’re not nitpicking, it’s Chewbacca or nothing. (If you already call your penis Chewbacca, I can’t help you.)
A few too many worms
Hey, do you want to see my snake slither?
No? Do you prefer to see my earthworm interlocking? Or my crocodile… um… crocodiling?
The vegetarian penis sock
The carrot and the banana, two unmissable classics:
The next person who talks to me about adding a little spice to their sex life or spicing up their sex life, I’m making them wear these socks:
The aquatic penis sock
Swimmers can, after a frisky dip (Frisky-fanny? OK, I’m out), cover their fin with a shark or the friendly fish Nemo.
The flying penis
You can dress your favourite member up as flying penis, by dressing it in a willy warmer with wings. Owl or bee? Your choice.
The patriotic willy
You can have it American or Jamaican. After patriotic sex toys, it’s time for patriotic penis socks. s time for patriotic penis socks. socks. ️ nThe flag penis is reserved for match nights…
… Or for afternoons in a hammock, listening to a Bob Marley record on repeat.
The arse
The fox tail… for shrieking with joy as you run (nearly) naked through the forest without freezing them.
And since we’re already in the forest
While we’re at it, here’s a rabbit dick and a boar dick (What? Pumba is a warthog?) that pass.
The hipster penis sock or the penis sock for snobs
– “The penile sock is flat-out becoming mainstream”, the hipster penis protests, having worn cock socks before they were in fashion. were in fashion. in fashion.. - “I get mine tailored to measure, it’s so much classier,” retorts the penis in a suit. (Speaking of his socks, eh! What have you been thinking?)
In Adam’s get-up
For chilly and prudish naturists, there’s nothing like a wool fig leaf to hide the willy. The full Adam get-up.
The demonic willy warmer
Since we’re into biblical costumes, a devil willy is a must. Two, actually.
Winter willys
A willy warmer is a winter thing… so the outfit might as well be in season.ron season.ronIf you’re going to wear a snowman in winter or a carved pumpkin for Halloween.
The lot, before kissing under the mistletoe on New Year’s Day… Which, depending on the socks worn by the guests, can quickly turn into an orgy.
The romantic willy warmer
Because the bloke you’ve just given it to has to really appreciate you to agree to try this thing in front of you, he might as well say it with little hearts… dangling from the tip of his willy.
The opposite of a willy warmer is not a warmer willy
The diametrically opposite garment to the one we’ve been looking into in this article exists, and, if we must name it, it’s also a willy warmer.
Where to buy a cock sock ?
The penis socks (for wee-wees) seen in this article are sold in the Etsy shops of SurroundYourselfSY, JaneCrochetStuff, goldiesknits, BobiCreations, GlassSparrowDesigns, NeedlesNStash. The penis socks for feet come from the shop of badjamminmammie.
