It’s now possible to send chocolate sex organs anonymously to your friends. And no, I’m not just talking about dicks, but also chocolate vulvas.
Two sites are behind this wonderful innovation in social interactions: Dick at Your Door and Fudgeina.
We had already discussed the associations between sex and chocolate in a previous article. The anonymous chocolate dick or vulva parcel is the icing on the cake.
Dick At Your Door: sending chocolate male sex organs
As its name suggests, Dick at Your Door lets you send penis-shaped sweets to your friends.
The chocolate dicks come in three variations: Blossom, in a floral box, the Don, more understated, and Happy Birthday Dick, for birthdays.
Delivery can be anonymous, or you can personalise the phallus with a custom postcard.
Fudgeina: sending chocolate vulvas
For those who prefer to send chocolate vulvas, Fudgeina is there.
As with the dicks, it’s possible to send a chocolate vulva to your friends, anonymously, or with a personalised message.
These vulvas come in three flavours: chocolate, Cadbury Creme Egg, or strawberry.
The site gives a few examples of occasions for which this delicious gift would be particularly bad taste. Mother’s Day, to name just one.
A cheeky prank to play only among friends
While anonymously sending little dicks and sweet fucks can be a laugh, this joke should only be played on people who will definitely appreciate the gift.
Indeed, using it on non-consenting letterboxes could be akin to sexual harassment. And besides, it would be a shame to waste these funny sweets on people who wouldn’t enjoy them.
And would you like to receive a chocolate sex organ from an anonymous admirer? Would you eat it?
