Let’s continue our journey through adult novels inspired by the classic themes of horror. After undead creatures of every stripe, let’s discover together some erotic Halloween books in which supernatural, ghastly and terrifying creatures become objects of fantasy.
Erotic Halloween books: clowns
Clowns are probably among the least sexy characters you could find. Physically, for starters, they’ve got red noses, oversized shoes, and often a hairstyle that takes the mullet to its absolute extreme. And they crack unfunny jokes all the time.
What’s more, for Halloween, a clown has to be a killer clown, not a nice clown who just makes animal-shaped balloons.
But that doesn’t stop people writing erotic novels about them. Creepy erotic novels.
In the killer clown sex series (but why, oh why?), we’ve got:
- “Mad Clown Disease“: “mad clown disease”. If they’re contagious as a bonus, that’s worrying.
- “Have Some Fun“: “Have some fun”… But looking at that clown, it’s not very likely.
- And finally, “Big Beautiful Woman Impregnated By A Killer Paranormal Clown“: “a beautiful plus-size woman impregnated by a killer paranormal clown”. We have our winner for the longest and most what the fuck erotic book title of all time.
Erotic Halloween books: demons
Next to clowns, demons are child’s play.
First, there are the nice demons, who wouldn’t hurt a fly, like “Donnie the Dimwitted Demon” (Donnie the lazy demon). Donnie, who only wants to make his human friends happy, invites them to a Halloween party. Unfortunately, thanks to a nasty prank by some meaner demons, his mates end up possessed by their costumes—which shows in their behaviour as they indulge in all sorts of perversions.
Then, in “Bred By A Demon – On Halloween!” (“Fucked by a demon on Halloween!”), there’s the demon who charges for the call-out: summon him and he’ll show up without a problem, but you have to sleep with him to make him leave. Otherwise, I imagine he follows you everywhere until you deign to give him something, at least a packet of crisps and a drink to get his strength back for the return journey, but with those ram’s horns of his, it’s a bit embarrassing.
“The Boobeyman” (a play on words combining “boobs” and “bogeyman”) is the dodgiest of the lot: he secretly makes young women’s breasts grow and increases their libido out of all proportion at the same time.
The Devil’s sex life
The Devil, meanwhile, is all red, stark naked, and takes an interest in young women by tempting them (“Devil at the door” – “The devil at the door”).
Sometimes, slapdash biblical references get shoehorned into the story (“Gabrielle and the Devil“).
Other times, the author can’t be arsed with literature, so they might as well use text-speak: Satan just wanted a blowjob anyway (“OMG! Satan Wants a Blow Job !” – “Oh my God! Satan wants a blowjob!”).
Succubi and incubi
Succubi, and their male equivalents, incubi, are already, by their very nature, creatures steeped in strong sexual connotations. Easy to slot into an erotic novel, then.
Some possible combinations:
- Human + Succubus, with “A Succubus for Halloween” (A succubus for Halloween):
- Succubus + incubus, with “One Night with an Incubus” (One night with an incubus):
- Succubus + vampire, with “Seeking the Succubus” (Looking for the succubus):
Werewolves
With werewolves, it’s easy to imagine wild orgies in the moonlight, even if the fleas spoil the mood a bit.
There’s plenty to choose from here too. For example:
- “Pleasing the Pack” (Pleasing the pack):
- “Taken For a Ride by a Werewolf” (Taken for a ride by a werewolf):
- “Wolf Moon: Redd’s First Ride” (Full moon: Redd’s first ride):
Erotic Halloween books: Bigfoot
Werewolves are all well and good, but if we’re going for seriously hairy, we might as well go all the way and fuck Bigfoot.
At least he doesn’t bite, and you don’t have to placate an entire pack to get up to stuff with him. He’s just a big, gentle creature who lives alone in the forest and only wants to cuddle you. And you know what they say: big feet, big…
Bigfoot porn in all sorts of flavours:
- “Moan for Bigfoot” (Moan for Bigfoot):
- “Bigfoot’s boyfriend” (Bigfoot’s boyfriend):
- “Beauty & the Bigfoot” (Beauty and Bigfoot) :
Erotic Halloween books: witches
When it comes to witches, the same old story seems to crop up over and over again.
A defenceless man falls into the clutches of a pretty witch, who uses magic to take sexual advantage of him (or uses sex for some magical ritual, take your pick). Basically, he pretends to worry for five minutes about the spell making his penis hard, then he’s happy.
At any rate, that’s more or less the synopsis of these books:
- “Halloween Hot Trick” (Halloween’s sexy magic trick):
- “The Sex Hex” (The sex spell):
- “The Witch’s Plaything” (The witch’s toy):
Erotic novels and tentacles
Tentacles, the organs of monstrous creatures—those hiding under your bed, or the ones in hentai that try to penetrate every one of your orifices. Tentacles are used in all sorts of ways in erotic books: you can grow a few on yourself, just to slip them everywhere, have some inserted or get spanked with them.
Take your pick:
- “Tantalizing Tentacles” (Tempting tentacles):
- “Alien Sex: Taken By Tentacle” (Alien sex: taken by tentacles):
- “Spanking Tentacles” (Tentacles and spanking):
Pumpkins
The pumpkin, perfectly at home in soup or pie, seems like a rather unlikely theme for erotic novels. And yet, pumpkin sex seems to be very much in vogue around Halloween—at least, if Amazon’s book recommendations are anything to go by.
Perhaps a fantasy of dehumanisation is being expressed through the transformation into a body with a pumpkin for a head—or perhaps it’s simply because, as Halloween approaches, the world’s attention turns a little more than usual to pumpkins and other gourds.
In any case, sex with the pumpkin man or woman, or even the hero or heroine turning into a pumpkin-headed monster during sex, are themes in erotic novels that are more common than you might think.
The selection is huge. We don’t know where to turn our pumpkin our heads:
- With “Pumpin the pumpkin” (pumping the pumpkin):
- “The Curse of the Pumpkin Demon” (the curse of the pumpkin demon):
- “Halloween with the Pumpkin Man” (Halloween with the pumpkin man):
- “The Pumpkin Patch” (the pumpkin patch):
- “Pleasured by the Pumpkin” (pleasured by the pumpkin):
- “Jack My Lantern” (“Lift my lantern”? A Jack-o’-lantern is a pumpkin lantern):
Halloween parties between adult (human) beings
Ultimately, when no supernatural creature comes along to disrupt the party, a Halloween party between adult humans in an erotic novel can take one of two forms:
- the classic orgy (or even just a threesome) in a silly costume,
- or a BDSM orgy.
Among the lot:
- “Halloween Treat House” (the house of Halloween treats / goodies):
- “Halloween Sex Orgy” (the Halloween sex orgy):
- “BDSM Halloween Party” (the Halloween BDSM party):
If you’re desperately looking for one of these titles, they all come from Amazon’s Erotica section; just search for the title and you’ll find them.
(Read or re-read the first part: Erotic novels and the undead: Halloween reading.
