Satisfyer 2: review of a battery-powered suction vibrator

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The Satisfyer 2 is the battery-powered version of the famous suction vibrator. version of the famous suction vibrator. of. the. famous. suction. vibrator. The. brand. sent. it. to. us. a. while. ago, but. I. had. rather. set. it. aside. in. favour. of. more. recent,. rechargeable. clitoral. stimulators. of. the. same. type,. including. its. big. brother,. the. Satisfyer Pro 2,. the Womanizer Pro 40,. and. finally,. my. favourite. of. them. all,. the Sona Cruise by. Lelo,. which. has. unseated. all. its. peers.

A. whole. slew. of. Womanizer-like (. and. notably Satisfyer) devices. are. patiently. waiting. in. my. sex. toy. cupboard. for. me. to. write. their. reviews. It’s. time. I. got. back. to. things. in (. more. or. less) chronological. order Here. is. our Satisfyer 2. review.

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Sextoy packaging

As for packaging, it’s about the same as the Pro 2 and Pro Penguin. A cardboard box, disposable, decorated with visuals of the sextoy, and no storage accessory provided.

Look of the Satisfyer 2

White, slender, with a salmon-gold triangular head featuring a removable hollow white tip, the Satisfyer 2 looks like some kind of weird shower head. weird shower head. not too ugly, nor too kitschy.

Texture and materials

The Satisfyer 2 is made of ABS plastic, rigid, while its tip (the only part of the sex toy that will come into contact with your genitals) is made of silicone, which is softer. Both materials are body-safe.

Power source

The Satisfyer 2 is powered by two AAA batteries (one of the two types of “ordinary” batteries, the smallest ones).

Satisfyer 2 battery compartment

The brand tries to present this as an advantage, like it’s “very handy for travel”, but… Mmmph. It’s 2018, there’s no shortage of sex toys with a decent battery that lasts a considerable number of uses, and when you’re travelling:

  • Well, let’s assume you’re setting out in pursuit of the yeti or planning to sleep under the stars in the middle of the Trifouillis-Les-Oies forest, in short, a place with no access to electricity. Is dragging a vibrator really going to be your top priority? Let’s suppose, nonetheless, that you find space in your backpack for a sex toy. Since you’re on a nature trip anyway, rather than taking a Satisfyer 2 and a reserve of batteries, you might prefer a more natural device, such as theOrchidée d’Idée du Désir.
  • If that’s the case, you will probably have access to electricity. Even when camping, it’s possible to plug in. Abroad, if you need a plug adapter, you’ll probably buy one so you can charge your phone. And if you’re visiting a country where owning a sex toy is a legislative concern, the battery question is not going to get you anywhere, don’t take a sex toy.

In short. If you have rechargeable batteries to hand, the Satisfyer 2 will not necessarily be hampered by its somewhat outdated power source. But all the same, it remains a drawback.

Controls and modes

The sex toy has 11 intensity levels. intensity levels. levels.↵↵As for the controls, they’re simple, and better made than the Satisfyer Pro 2 and Pro Penguin. It has a power button and two ‘+’ and ‘-‘ buttons, allowing you to adjust the vibration and suction intensity.↵↵Unlike the controls on these other two models, the Satisfyer 2’s controls don’t loop. After the highest level, if you keep pressing the ‘+’ button, nothing happens; it doesn’t drop back to the lowest intensity.

Satisfyer 2 controls

Satisfyer 2 effectiveness

The power level of the Satisfyer 2 is comparable to that of the original Womanizer (the W100), but its wider tip better suits all anatomies.↵↵In short: it is powerful enough to deliver the long-awaited suction-pulsation effect, which earned the first Womanizer its success, and seems more than adequate for many users. I can use it and reach an orgasm in any position, whereas the Womanizer W100 left me unsatisfied practically every time I stayed lying down, forcing me to use it standing up to actually get anything out of it.

The Satisfyer 2 and the Goodfella dildos by Vixen Creation and the Fleshjack Jason Visconti The Satisfyer 2 and a banana

The Satisfyer 2 with the Goodfella by Vixen Creation, the Fleshjack Jason Visconti, and a banana (for scale)

 

On the other hand, compared with the Sona Cruise by Lelo, it seems really weak.The Satisfyer 2 will probably suit very sensitive clitorises that struggle to tolerate the rough sonic pulsations of Sona, however, for me, it’s clearly less good, less intense.

Conclusion on the Satisfyer 2

The good points:

  • It’s effective.
  • Its controls are well designed.
  • Its price (under €40) is very reasonable.

The bad points:

  • It needs batteries to work.
  • Its power remains moderate, which, in my opinion, is a drawback.

Satisfyer 2 Clitoral Stimulator

Review score

7 .6 / 10

Pros

  • Effective
  • Intuitive controls
  • Reasonable price

Cons

  • Battery-powered
  • Less powerful than more recent sex toys

 

Overall, the Satisfyer 2 is not a bad sex toy. But a fair number of better air-pulse clitoral stimulators have been released since its creation. Two reasons may nonetheless make you prefer it over more recent sex toys: its low price, and its moderate power, which, while it will frustrate lovers of rough clitoral sex toys, will probably be an advantage for sensitive clitorises.

 

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A compulsive sex toy collector whose stash now dwarfs my wardrobe, I review every new toy with a critic's sharp eye.

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