Satisfyer Pro 2: review of the Womanizer’s competitor

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The Satisfyer Pro 2 is a new alternative to the Womanizer. Instead of stimulating the clitoris with “classic” vibrations, this vibrator combines asuction effect and pulsations.

Satisfyer Pro 2

Adding the “Pro” suffix to vibrator names seems to be the current trend. Admittedly, it is technically possible to use this device professionally, for example if you are a camgirl, or a VRP in selling sex toys… But that is not the way most women will use it when they lay hands on the clit .‍‍We have two units of the Satisfyer Pro 2, one received shortly after its launch, the second, recently supplied by the brand Satisfyer. Between the two models, you’ll notice some subtle differences, small improvements made discreetly. Indeed, to cut short some rumours of infringement of a patent held by Womanizer in Germany, Satisfyer designed a new version of its vibrator unlikely to match the said patent, improving the model slightly in the process, but without any major changes. Be that as it may, the only version of the Satisfyer Pro 2 currently on sale is this improved one. This is therefore the one we are going to focus on. to focus on. focus. on. on. wait no; this is internal. Need exact: This is therefore the one we are going to focus on. are. going. to. focus. on. Satisfyer Pro Penguin, a small pink variant, and the Satisfyer 2 “not professional at all”. Let’s use escaped: …

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Sex toy packaging

The Satisfyer Pro 2 is presented in a cardboard box that is fairly thin, disposable but quite presentable.

The three Satisfyer boxes
The three Satisfyer boxes

We received the first model in clear plastic packaging, noticeably more minimalist. But I suppose that’s because it was a sample intended for testers.

In the box, the sex toy, its charging cable, and its user manual. No storage accessory is provided.

The look of the Satisfyer Pro 2

To call the Satisfyer Pro 2 elegant would be disingenuous, but it is nevertheless less ugly than the Womanizer, because it is more understated, it looks a bit like a ear thermometer, but its clitoral tip is thicker. So, an ear thermometer for an elephant.

Satisfyer Pro 2 (previous version on the left, revised version on the right)

The body of the sex toy is a pearlescent pink. The first version was glossier and had a slightly salmon tinge. But the current model is matte, which looks nicer, at least to my taste. As for the tip that is to be applied to the clitoris, it is white.

Texture and materials

The body of the sex toy is made of rigid plastic, while the removable tip is made of silicone, soft and plush.

Satisfyer Pro 2, tip removed (old on left, new on right)

Powering the Satisfyer Pro 2

The Satisfyer Pro 2 is rechargeable, thanks to a cable reminiscent of the Click&Charge of Fun Factory. Indeed, on the toy side, one end of this cable is magnetised and clips onto two metallic “pegs” at the base of the vibrator’s “handle”. On the other end is a standard USB connector, which you plug into a computer or a smartphone charger.

The Satisfyer Pro 2 and its charger
The Satisfyer Pro 2 and its charger

A major step forward from its predecessors, the Satisfyer Pro 2 is fully waterproof. Finally! Time for orgasms under the shower or in the bath!

Controls and modes

The Satisfyer Pro 2 has two buttons, and an indicator light. and an indicator light. and an indicator light. indicator. light. The. bottom. button. is. the power. button. It. lets. you. switch. the. toy. on. with. a. short. press. and. switch. it. off. with. a. long. press.

The. gadget’s. controls

Once. the. Satisfyer. is. switched. on,. the. indicator. light. comes. on,. and. you. can adjust. the. intensity. of. the. vibrations using. the. second. button. It. starts. on. the. lowest. mode. There. is 11 intensity levels in total, and once the highest level is reached, it goes back to the second-highest, then to the previous one, and so on until it reaches the lowest level, before increasing again. again.␍␊In fact, it is admittedly less practical and less intuitive than if you had a ″+″ and a ″-″. But at least there is no interruption in operation, nor any sudden change in intensity… And that’s already not bad.

Satisfyer 2, Pro 2 and Pro Penguin
The two Satisfyer Pro 2, the Satisfyer 2 and the Satisfyer Pro Penguin.

Effectiveness of the Satisfyer Pro 2

I’ve already told you that Womanizer-like toys weren’t really my thing, because of their tendency to focus solely on the clit and ignore every single millimetre around it.

The Satisfyer Pro 2, head and tip

Well, as for the Satisfyer Pro 2, it’s better… Much better. In fact, its tip has a wider orifice than the Womanizer (I’m not even talking about the Fontaine de Jouvence), and its edges are thick and plush. On the one hand, this allows the vibrations to spread a little around the clitoris, and on the other, it helps maintain the vacuum effect more easily.

The Satisfyer Pro 2 and a banana for scale
With a banana for scale

Let me explain: one of the weak points of suction vibes is that their effectiveness relies on a kind of depressurisation of the area under the tip that covers the clitoris. Consequently, if, in the heat of the moment, the tip of the sex toy dares to lift off from where you’ve pressed it down, even by a micro-wiggle, even for a brief moment, air sneaks under the tip, and the build-up of sensations drops to zero (or nearly) like a soufflé. But thanks to its plushy edges, the tip of the Satisfyer Pro 2 seals better against the skin, and is more forgiving of small jolts.

Satisfyer Pro 2

As for the nature of the sensations, it’s in the same vein as the Womanizer W500… but better, because more intense. The excitement builds sneakily, at first subtle for a few seconds, then intense, with sensations that resemble what you feel when you’re on the verge of orgasm during cunnilingus… And then, the orgasmPut that way, you might think I’m describing a lengthy process, but less than a minute has passed since you started using the device.

Satisfyer Pro 2, Vixen Goodfella and Fleshjack
Still for scale, the Satisfyer Pro 2 and its phallic buddies Goodfella and Jason.

A good point as well (apparently common to suction vibrators), as the stimulation is without any real contact with the clit, there is neither irritation nor numbness, which makes it possible to repeat the experience at will.r

to repeat the experience at will

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  • to repeat the experience at will Satisfyer Pro 2 is waterproof : you can use it in the shower, which makes it easier to clean.
  • Its tip is larger, thicker and softer than that of the Womanizer, which makes the stimulation more intense and allows more freedom of movement.
  • Its price is reasonable.

The bad points:

  • Its controls are not optimal (nothing serious, but they could be better).

Review score

8 .8 / 10

Pros

  • Large, thick and plush tip
  • Waterproof
  • Intense stimulation
  • Reasonable price

Cons

  • Somewhat unintuitive controls

Satisfyer Pro 2 sex toy

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A compulsive sex toy collector whose stash now dwarfs my wardrobe, I review every new toy with a critic's sharp eye.

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