Sugar and genitals don’t mix. However, for those who like to mix eroticism with things that look appetising, there’s no shortage of sex toys representing desserts. Among sweet-themed sex toys, you’ll find ice-cream vibrators, cake-shaped anal plugs, lollipop dildos, and a whole host of adult toys shaped like fruit.
Let’s take a quick look together at pleasure toys that look almost good enough to eat.
Sex toys inspired by sweet treats
The macaron sex toy
After the wave of enthusiasm for the little round, pastel-coloured pastry, it’s now the turn of macaron sex toys to enjoy some success.
Here are two pink versions:
- The macaron anal plug by KinkyPleasures (on Etsy):
- And the Tokyo Design macaron vibrator:
The doughnut vibrator
Is Zini’s Donut vibrator Homer Simpson’s favourite sex toy?
The cupcake sex toy
A trendy dessert, with a matching sex toy. That’s what Shiri Zinn tried with her Cupcake vibrator, and GespenstsFantasyGear (on Etsy) with their cupcake anal plug.
The marble cake dildo
We already knew about the fake sex toy made of real chocolate; now here’s a real sex toy with a chocolatey appearance (but made of silicone): the Marble Cake Dildo by LovecraftersToys (on Etsy).
The ice-cream vibrator
A dessert you lick was bound to inspire eroticism. What’s more, in English, the words “ice cream” lend themselves to an incredibly original pun. The ice-cream-shaped sex toys iScream by Love to Love and i-Scream by Shiri Zinn have made the most of it.
The lollipop dildo
Inevitably, lollipops have sexual connotations. For those who enjoy lollipops for two and want to go further without coating their vagina in sugar, the G-Spot Lollipop is the sweet-themed sex toy for them.
Fruit-shaped sex toys
The lemon vibrator
The Minna Limon is a pressure-sensitive vibrator shaped like a lemon. A very green lime—or fuchsia, depending on your preference.
Cherry geisha balls
In English, the expression “pop the cherry” means “to lose your virginity”. When an expression has sexual connotations, you can expect a sex toy to be named after it. The Cherry geisha balls by Love to Love are a case in point.
The raspberry sex toy
The “Raspberry” sex toy by Selfdelve is a little silicone raspberry. You attach it to a vibrator to give it the fruit’s bumpy texture.
The banana sex toy
The ultimate phallic fruit, the banana is widely represented in the world of sex toys.
Here are a few examples, among many:
- The Banana Dildo by Selfdelve (part of its “Garden of Eden” range, whose Aubergine we tested):
- A pink, vibrating version called “Oh oui !” by Love to Love, and a 3D-printed banana anal plug by LeLuv (on Etsy).
The grape dildo
Grapes are more wholesome, but people sometimes associate them with decadent Roman orgies. In any case, a bunch-of-grapes dildo exists, created by the brand Faak.
The apple vibrator
Snow White’s nightmare has a biblical reputation as the forbidden fruit to be defended. That’s why Rianne S dedicated a vibrator to it, called “Forbidden Fruit”.
The strawberry anal plug
Putting a strawberry up your anus has been made commonplace by Love to Love’s Tutti Frutti plug.
Bonus: a cheeseburger sex toy
Admittedly, you don’t usually eat a cheeseburger for dessert. But I had to show you the cheeseburger gag by Georges Ohwell…
