Rule 34 truly knows no limits: there are erotic books whose hero is none other than Abraham Lincoln.
If you were asked to list historical figures who evoke eroticism and sensuality, who would you think of?
For my part, I’m not sure who I would choose. But I’m certain that Abraham Lincoln and his little chinstrap beard wouldn’t be in my selection.
But, fortunately for our insatiable curiosity, the writers of erotic books aren’t all of the same mind.
And yes, apparently, Abraham Lincoln is a sex symbol.
Presidential Fuck Machine
For Catherine de Vore, the author of “Abraham Lincoln : Presidential Fuck Machine”, Abraham Lincoln is a sort of sex god: the feats of his penis have never been matched. Not even among American presidents, really…
To foil a dastardly plot by the Emperor of Japan, our dear Abe will have to learn to use his most powerful talent: that of his cock.
Ninja Fuck Master
Once again, thanks to the same author, this rascally Abraham Lincoln, who has finally accepted his destiny as the ultimate sex warrior, will continue his adventures in Japan.
After intensive training as a penis ninja, in “Abraham Lincoln: Ninja Fuck Master”, he will save the world from the intentions of a madman who had slyly planned to destroy the Moon.
Fuck Lord of the Moon
Now that he has saved the Moon, he might as well make the most of it.
In the previous volume, Abraham used all his dick’s energy to prevent his sworn Japanese enemy from destroying the satellite. In “Abraham Lincoln : Fuck Lord of the Moon”, it is perhaps time now for him to go to the Moon and claim his due.
Indeed, after all these years spent training his phallus in the ninja arts to save the world, the title of lunar sex lord would be the bare minimum.
But for that, he will still have to fight that damned Emperor Komei and foil his malevolent plans.
This third and final volume, rich in space sex, concludes the adventures of our favourite phallic ninja.
Abraham Lincoln: Presidential Fuck Saga
Three volumes form a trilogy. The fourth book in the series is therefore a compilation of the previous three, bearing the sweet name “Abraham Lincoln: Presidential Fuck Saga”.
Abraham Lincoln Vampire Lover
Let’s change author now. In “Abraham Lincoln Vampire Lover”, an erotic book by Cheri Verset, Abraham struggles to get motivated for sex with his wife, the First Lady.
But he regains a taste for sex, thanks to a supernatural threesome with two vampires, Lady Josephine and her servant Frederick.
Abraham Lincoln: Virgin Hunter
In “Abraham Lincoln: Virgin Hunter”, Abraham is only 22 years old. He wasn’t yet president at the time, and didn’t have his ninja diploma in his pocket.
He meets a young virgin… Well, at least she is a virgin at the start of the book. And they spend the happiest years of their lives together, climbing on top of each other like little rabbits.
Luckily, the hunting bit was just for a laugh, and so the title makes us think of “Abraham Lincoln : Vampire Hunter”.
Key line from the book, about the presidential appendage: “I didn’t know God made them that big. Was your father an elephant?”. I dare you to make that remark when you see someone’s penis.
Who is this lady on the cover, and what exactly could her connection to Abraham Lincoln be? Is she the author of the book, whose name appears nowhere? Is she one of Abraham Lincoln’s conquests, a young woman particularly ahead of her time, judging by her clothing style from our era? Does she at least know that her photo illustrates the cover of such a literary work? Mystery and bubblegum…
Emancipation Proclamation of my Pants
The title of “Emancipation Proclamation of my Pants”, which refers to the decrees issued by Abraham Lincoln during the Civil War, would translate as “The Emancipation Proclamation of my briefs”.
In this book, a young man travels through time and seduces President Lincoln.
Do you know of other historical figures, a priori not particularly sexual, who have found themselves eroticised against their will? Tell us about it in the comments!
