I’d been dreaming for a long time that Idée du Désir, my favourite naughty woodworker, would design a wooden phallic dildo. The grain of the wood married to the curves of a penis – this idea stirred my erotic imagination. And he has finally granted my wish with the Adam Phalli, a sumptuous wooden penis complete with a handle. Straight out of a heroic fantasy tale, this sex toy evokes the penis of a being about to satisfy all the dryads of the forest.
Idée du Désir is a French brand specialising in the creation of wooden sex toys, hand-carved by a passionate French woodworker. I’ve already had the chance to test several products from this brand, and I must say I’ve always been delighted with the results.
Here’s my review of the Adam Phalli by Idée du Désir.
Sex toy packaging
The Adam Phalli comes with a black fabric pouch, perfect for storing and travelling with the toy. There’s also an instruction manual. To clean the sex toy, simply wash it with water and soap, then let it dry. However, avoid leaving it in water for long periods as this could damage the wood. To enhance your first experience with the toy, the package also includes a sample of lubricant, which will make penetration smoother and more pleasant.
The Adam Phalli’s look
With a phallic shape featuring a glans and veins, the Adam Phalli is a wooden penis that sports a proud erection. It has a handle in the shape of a ring: this not only allows a firm grip but also complements its organic aesthetic. The Phalli is an uncommon sex toy that catches the eye, but also a unique erotic sculpture of its kind that stands out from the rest.
Original and intriguing, the Adam Phalli invites exploration and stimulates the senses with its captivating patterns brought by the natural beauty of the wood grain. It is available in two different wood species: cherry, in a beige colour, and walnut, in dark brown.
Texture and materials
The Adam Phalli sample we received is made of light cherry wood, giving it a natural and warm appearance. The wood has been carefully polished to achieve an extremely smooth surface, almost silky to the touch. The body-safe varnish finish ensures the toy glides easily with a water-based lubricant, facilitating insertion and movement during use.
Use and sensations
The Adam Phalli is designed for vaginal penetration. It measures 25 centimetres in total length, with 16 centimetres of insertable length. Its maximum diameter reaches 4 centimetres at its bulb, making it quite substantial but not so much as to be uncomfortable. I was immediately drawn to its realistic and detailed phallic shape, precisely carved from a single block of wood. Its round handle provides a comfortable grip during use.
The direct G-spot stimulation provided by the Adam Phalli triggers intense sensations that quickly lead to orgasm. The toy’s curvature and generous size make it easy to reach this sensitive zone, while its smooth, slippery surface facilitates insertion and movement. The use of a water-based lubricant is recommended for an even more pleasant and fluid experience.
The absence of vibration or other high-tech features doesn’t detract at all from the pleasure the Adam Phalli provides. On the contrary, the simplicity of the design places greater emphasis on tactile sensations and allows each person to find their own rhythm to fully enjoy the present moment. The fact that the toy is made of natural wood adds an extra dimension to the pleasure, as the warmth of the material is gently transferred to my body during use.
Conclusion on the Adam Phalli by Idée du Désir
Review score
Pros
- Magnificent wooden sculpture
- Phallic shape (for a 'classic' dildo, that would be banal, but in wood, it's not something you see every day!)
- Very effectively stimulates the G-spot
- Good grip
- Handcrafted in France
Cons
- A bit large
The Adam Phalli is a complete success, both aesthetically and sensorially. Its handcrafted quality, its admirable and original design and its exceptional performance make it a sex toy second to none for lovers of beautiful naughty objects and intense sensations.
The a touch on the high side price (between €120 and €125 depending on the wood species chosen) may seem daunting at first glance, but the quality of the product more than justifies this investment. If you’re looking for a unique toy that will awaken your senses and elevate your sexual pleasure, and that you can keep for years without risk of it breaking down, the Adam Phalli is made for you! I can only recommend this product to all those who wish to discover the erotic pleasures of carved wood.
Thanks to Idée du Désir for providing us with the Adam Phalli for this review
