Along with the Zini Roae, the online shop Lovely-Vibes has also sent us some fun and original products. In particular, a product for a fake bukkake : a bottle of bath slime, from the Japanese brand Rends.
The Bath Slime in Yuzu Orange scent, or Bath Slime in English, is an astonishing substance.
Mix this product, in a very small amount, with warm water, stir, and you get a slimy substance, delicately orange-scented. The texture of this substance is quite similar to that of a lubricant, but it can vary depending on the proportions used.
Uses of Rends bath slime
Rends bath slime is sex-compatible. You can frolic in it with no risk other than slipping a bit too much to your liking.
It is stated that this product can be used in a bath, as “after the bath, the water drains as usual”.
However, our poor bath having a nasty tendency to fear blockages (or “sausage” incidents), we preferred to carry out the experiment in a glass. And it was more practical for taking photos to show you the result.
Preparation of the bath slime
Take warm tap water. Shake the bottle vigorously, without opening it, so that its contents become thick and uniform.
It is an emulsion that tends to separate into two parts when left to settle in the bottle.
Then, pour a small amount of the product into the water. The instructions say to use 360 mL, i.e. the whole bottle, for 200 L of water. But you can vary the proportions depending on the texture you want.
Result: a proper fake bukkake
Result: a slimy, slippery substance, translucent white.
The photos speak for themselves… Does that not remind you of anything?
Special effects with guaranteed fits of laughter!
Scent: discreet, but pleasant
The Yuzu is a Japanese fruit, which resembles a sort of sour mandarin. The product has a delicate citrus scent, which remains discreet enough to be pleasant.
This product is also available in a rosemary-scented version.
Other funny products
We also discovered:
- A Pjur lubricant for sex toys,
- A “two-seater” sucker: the Bi sucker by the brand Bijoux Indiscrets,
- A “aphrodisiac” gel capsule Gold Max Maximum Strength.
Rends bath slime and the other products mentioned in this article are available for sale at Lovely-Vibes, whom we thank for these discoveries.
Edit (May 2017): the Lovely-Vibes shop appears, sadly, no longer to exist.
