The brand Bad Dragon has decided to let us discover its Clear Cum Lube and its Cum Lube, in a really cool package that I’ll be telling you more about in the coming days.
Lubricants mimicking pre-ejaculate and dragon sperm respectively (or perhaps the sperm of some other fantastic creature from Bad Dragon’s universe), these two products have unusual textures. Indeed, they are far more viscous than usual.
The Bad Dragon Clear Cum Lube
The Clear Cum Lube is a clear water-based lubricant.
Its ingredient list is very short: water, polyethylene glycol, potassium sorbate, and citric acid. As far as I can tell, nothing to worry about. This lubricant seems safe for the body.
Its texture is really unusual. It’s very viscous, a slippery substance that easily forms filaments, and you’d easily imagine it coming out of a dragon’s genitals or those of some abyssal creature. It slides quite well.
The Bad Dragon Cum Lube
Wow! This stuff is super-viscous. A translucent white, this substance sticks to your fingers with surprising persistence, and slides to your heart’s content.
The texture of this liquid is very different from that of “ordinary” lubricants. And it’s not ordinary fake sperm either.
It’s dragon fake sperm. And, everyone knows, the willy of a flying, fire-breathing reptile produces far stickier substances than that of a mere human.
In terms of composition, all the ingredients from the “Clear Cum Lube” are present.
But an extra compound is added to the recipe: titanium dioxide, which serves as a colourant. This compound is classified as potentially carcinogenic when inhaled, and the Wikipedia article about it raises various questions regarding its toxicity.
Conclusion on the Bad Dragon Cum Lubes
The Clear Cum Lube is a product I really like: safe for the body, playful, original and pleasant to use.
It’s a shame that the Cum Lube has a questionable compound as an addition, and this, apparently, was added solely for colouring purposes.
Thanks to Bad Dragon for providing us with the Cum Lubes for this review
