The look and texture of Creamy lubricant are reminiscent of semen, and that’s entirely intentional. In fact, having a big bottle of fake cum on hand can let you fulfil your creampie, facial or bukkake fantasies, without running the slightest risk of an STI or putting your shyness to the test.
We’ve already tested several fake cum products: the Cum Lube Bad Dragon, the Manhood Cum Lube by Velv’Or, the “100 Shots! Bukkake Sperm” by Rends and the bath mud from the same brand.
Here’s our review of the Creamy lubricant.
The bottle
The bottle comes in two sizes: 150 and 250 millilitres.
We received the smallest size, but in fact, 150 millilitres of fake cum is already quite a lot. With the 250 millilitre bottle, I think you’ll have enough to organise a pretty impressive fake bukkake!
Composition of Creamy lubricant
The ingredient list of Creamy is surprisingly long, which is rarely a good sign:
“Water, Propylene glycol, Cyclomethicone, Glycerin, Ethylhydroxyethylcellulose, Phenoxyethanol, Sodium acrylate / Sodium acryloyldimethyl taurate copolymer, Isohexadecane, Sodium polyacrylate, Allantoin, Dimethicone, Glyceryl stearate, Ethylhexylglycerin, Shea butter (Butyrospermum parkii), Polysorbate 80, Stearamide oxide, Octyldodecanol, Decyl oleate, Ceteareth-30, Sodium hyaluronate, Aloe barbadensis leaf extract (Aloe vera), Corn oil, Hypericum perforatum seed oil, Carbomer, Polyacrylamide, C13-14 Isoparaffin, Laureth-7”.
So I’ll spare you the ingredient-by-ingredient breakdown and just stick to a few observations:
- “Cyclomethicone”, “Dimethicone”: even though its official presentation describes Creamy as a water-based lubricant, it also contains silicone.
- It contains glycerin, and will therefore not be recommended for people who are prone to vaginal infections, as glycerin feeds the yeasts, which can disrupt the flora.
- “Isohexadecane”, “C13-14 Isoparaffin”: mineral oils, ingredients considered “not great” by INCI Beauty.
- Despite a number of ingredients that are not exactly organic, there’s nothing dramatic to flag nonetheless. None of these ingredients is considered harmful.
Look and texture of Creamy lubricant
If you pour a few drops of Creamy lubricant, visually, the resemblance to semen is entirely convincing. A translucent white, neither too opaque, nor too transparent, nor too thick, nor too runny, you’d think someone had just ejaculated right there.
Taste and smell of Creamy lubricant
The smell is rather discreet, but evokes more of a mix of flowers and laundry detergent than male seed. Same for the taste, it’s floral, but sufficiently light to not be off-putting. In short: you can run your tongue over itworry about rushing to rinse your mouth, but you’re not going to eat it for breakfast for the pleasure of your taste buds either.
Using Creamy lubricant
The lubrication is effective. You can tell that Creamy contains silicone, which improves the glide, but it doesn’t have the “oily” feel of silicone lubricants specifically designed for anal sex. It’s therefore also very well suited for vaginal penetration.
Conclusion on Creamy lubricant
Pros:
- Creamy lubricant very well imitates the texture and look of semen.
- Its smell and taste remain discreet.
- It lubricates effectively.
Cons:
- It contains glycerin and ingredients considered “not great”. Nothing truly harmful though, but in terms of composition, you can do better.
Creamy is both a convincing fake cum and a perfectly effective lubricant. You might be better off choosing a more organic lubricant for everyday use, but it’s still a really nice product to use from time to time, for example for naughty roleplays or to play with an ejaculating plug.
