We’ve already devoted several articles to Halloween sex toys. From Cthulhu dildos to insect vibrators, through anal plugs adorned with a little zombie, horror sex toys come in a multitude of versions, and they’re a hit. But few seem as successful, and therefore as properly creepy, as the Monster Cocks.
Indeed, the sex toys in the Monster Cocks range are designed by the brand Abyss Creations, which makes RealDoll products. They put their techniques and talent for realism to work to create monstrous and macabre sex toys, and the result is terrifying.
Severed-finger nipple clamps
Undoubtedly the most unsettling sex toy in the range, a pair of nipple clamps adorned with bloodied severed fingers. The stuff of nightmares where Eros and Thanatos meet.
Masturbators that bite
Vampire mouth or abyssal monsters, the Monster Cocks masturbators have teeth.
Dildos that live up to the Monster Cocks name
The dildos in the Monster Cocks range represent the penises of horror film creatures. The lineup:
Creaturecock
The Creaturecock is the penis of a mutant swamp fish, with gelatinous testicles.
Bitten
The Bitten is a penis bitten by a vampire and drained of its blood… And possibly even its testicles.
Frankencock
The Frankencock is nothing other than Frankenstein’s dick, with its stitches and bolts.
Nightmare
The Nightmare is Freddy’s phallus, and has the same weird skin problem as his face.
Pharaoh’s staff
And finally, the Pharaoh’s Staff represents the virile attributes of a mummy.
Unsettling anal plugs
An eye staring fixedly at you is probably the most unsettling thing you’d never expect to find in an anus. But with the Brown Eye anal plug, it can now happen to you.
The brand also offers a plug representing a mouth sticking out its tongue, the Shit Talker. Worth noting in passing the faecal puns.
Cute compared to the other two, the Devil Tale is a long red demon tail.
The Monster Cocks are available on their official website.
