If you might think that patriotic sex toys are an exclusively American phenomenon, that’s far from the case. In fact, many countries have had a sex toy in their flag’s colours. A quick tour of jingoistic erotic accessories.
The French patriotic dildo
When it comes to sex toys, Made in France is in vogue. However, Etsy shop DrFeelwood may be pushing it a little too far with The Patriotic Dong, a blue-white-red wooden dildo.
The British flag vibrator
More understated, the Union Jack Bullet by Ann Summers is in the colours of the British flag.
The Australian patriotic vibrator
Created by Lovehoney to celebrate Australia Day, the Australian G-Spot Vibrator is a vibrator that sports the patterns of the Australian flag.
The German suction dildo
The Deutschland Dildo proudly sports the three colours of the German flag: yellow, red and black.
The Mexican dildo
The Mexican Flag Dildo, by the brand Addiction, sports the three colours of the Mexican flag: green, white and red. It’s worth noting that it could also suit Italian patriots.
The dildo for Canadian patriots
The brand Dildo for Patriots proudly displays its North American heritage. It therefore offers a dildo in the colours of the Canadian flag, named The Canadian Dream.
Dildos in the colours of the US flag
Still at Dildo For Patriots, the All American Dildo sports the stripes and stars of the US flag.
More abstract, the Patriotic Wilde by Vamp Silicone also displays the colours of the US flag.
The American Flag Massager is, for its part, a vibrating egg in the colours
Rainbow flag dildos
Perhaps you love sex and flags, without patriotism being your cup of tea. In which case, you can turn to one of the sex toys in the colours of the rainbow flag of the LGBT movement, such as the Pride Dildo.
… Or the Avant Pride P1 by Blush Novelties
