The stimulant “Oh! Holy Mary Cannabis” is a cannabis oil for intimate areas. To use it, simply apply one or two drops to the clitoris or the head of the penis, and masturbate.
This oil contains cannabis sativa, a variety of non-psychotropic hemp, and is therefore legal in France. The purpose of the cannabis is, consequently, purely aromatic.
Here is our take on this hemp-based erotic cosmetic.
Packaging of the “Oh! Holy Mary Cannabis” oil
It comes in a tiny bottle of 6 millilitres, housed in a cardboard box in which it floats a little.
This bottle, which still costs around twenty euros, doesn’t look the part. It looks like a lip balm tube, with cannabis leaves drawn on it. It has a push-button dispenser.
The packaging states that the product is made in the European Union.
Scent
Smell: it doesn’t really smell like weed, but it smells like a plant. The scent is pleasant; it evokes nature, fields, and freshly cut grass.
Taste: it has a taste of a plant, way too strong for my poor tongue, which regrets having tried to ingest some so I could describe the experience for you.
Composition of the “Oh! Holy Mary Cannabis” oil
The ingredient list for the “Oh! Holy Mary Cannabis” oil reads:
- Olea Europaea Fruit Oil: olive oil.
- Oleyl alcohol: an emulsifier that can be produced from olive oil.
- Fruit extract of Zanthoxylum Bungeanum: also known as “Sichuan pepper”, it is a spice used in Chinese cuisine.
- Cannabis Sativa seed oil: hemp oil.
- Oil of Cinnamomum Cassia: Chinese cinnamon is also a spice.
- Eugenol: an aromatic compound found in clove essential oil. Eugenol is used in pharmacy for its antiseptic and analgesic properties, particularly in mouthwashes. It can prove toxic in case of overdose. If you were planning to drink five bottles of this oil, drop that idea immediately!
All the components of this product are of natural origin. Natural doesn’t necessarily mean good for your health, but there are no petroleum derivatives, no parabens, or other chemical nasties in it, and that’s something.
Sensations
There is a sort of warming effect, but it’s very different from what you feel with the classic mentholated hot-cold gels. It is more intense; the orgasm is accelerated and enhanced in a very pleasing way.
With a single application, you can go again multiple times and continue to enjoy the effects, provided you add a little regular lubricant (the initial drop of oil isn’t enough to lubricate for multiple rounds).
And unlike mentholated stimulants, after use, the product’s effect doesn’t last indefinitely. Even without rinsing it off, it eventually fades within less than an hour. You don’t get that unpleasant sensation of having your fancy bits iced for an indefinite amount of time.
Conclusion on the “Oh! Holy Mary Cannabis” oil
It is a product of natural composition, whose stimulant effect on the clit delivers on its promises. Indeed, the sensations this oil provides are pleasant, orgasmic, and very different from the effects delivered by the majority of sexual stimulants, whose active ingredient is, very often, menthol.
And while the presence of hemp is purely for aromatic purposes, it at least has the merit of contributing to a pleasant and natural scent.
The only real downside of this product is its packaging, which lacks a bit of class, and the bottle size, far too small for its price.
