A plush toy is cute, you can hug it or fall asleep with it, but it isn’t supposed to have any sexual connotations. However, fortunately for our perverted curiosity, there are exceptions… Plush toys and sex sometimes go together, and the result is rarely very tasteful.
Why not take a quick tour of some sexy plush toys?
I won’t be talking about love dolls in this article, but about nice little plush toys that allude to sex without actually taking part in it. I’ll also spare you plush dicky-dickies, vaginas and breasts, far too numerous to even bother counting.
The Fifty Shades of Grey teddy bear
A new release from the Vermont Teddy Bear brand, which specialises, as its name indicates, in teddy bears, the 50 Shades of Bear (photo above) is a greyish bear in a suit, representing the hero of Fifty Shades of Grey.
This BDSM bear is therefore strolling around, all at ease, with a pair of mini handcuffs in one paw and a mask in the other. Shame, the mini helicopter for bears isn’t included.
Plush sperm
The Sperm doll, for sale on Etsy, is a plush sperm, all smiling and jolly.
Plush sex toy holders
The little concealers
You may have already come across the Hide a Vibe, from the Ozzé Créations brand: plush toys that look completely innocent (a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a bear, a giraffe…) but actually hide a vibrator.
The plush dog and cat vibrator holders:
The bear and rabbit, just as secretive:
And finally, the giraffe that camouflages sex toys:
Yes, you saw that right: the vibrator is hiding in the giraffe’s arse… Sexy, isn’t it? Or maybe not.
The outraged case
The “O Face” vibrator holder, a hand-crocheted wool creation, sold on Etsy, is a small bald plush character…
In English, “O face” refers to the facial expression of a person having an orgasm. This one, which resembles the character in Munch’s painting “The Scream”, doesn’t really look like it’s having an orgasm. In fact, it seems rather outraged at the idea of holding your vibrator.
Sexualised plush toys
The teddy bear with a dick
Impossible to track down its brand, but I’ve already come across it in real life in a shop: the three-legged teddy bear. Oh no, sorry, it’s his penis. It also had counterparts from other species.
The teddy bear with a cunt
If teddy bears with dicky-dickies are fairly common, you need to look on Etsy, particularly in the Furburger shop, to come across plush toys with a vagina.
Including this female bear, apparently already sold:
And this dolphin… well, a lady-dolphin, rather.
The cat-man with a dick
And as a bonus, this magnificent specimen of a plush cat-man with a dick, sold by PatchworkLaboratory.
Plush menstrual products
To get back to secretions, still on Etsy, here are the cute little plush sanitary tampons. But I do have the slight impression that the second one is just an ordinary tampon with a smile drawn on it…
And their friends, the plush sanitary towels:
Erotic stories with plush toys
This article couldn’t have ended without a detour into Amazon’s erotic books.
When it comes to self-published erotic novels, teddy bears have a certain success. To cite just a few examples, here are two books written by Kirsten Rose:
- “Taking My Teddy From Behind”: Taking my teddy bear from behind.
- and “Between Two Teddy Bears” : Between two teddy bears.
On the other hand, I’m starting to wonder if there’s any theme left that hasn’t yet inspired bum stories sold as e-books on Amazon… Seagulls, perhaps?
Edit: We tested (or nearly so) a vibrating teddy bear, the Teddy Love!
