Sex Toy Gazette #2: Fifty Shades of Food and klittra

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Second edition of the sex toy gazette, with Fifty Shades of Food, BDSM for vegetables, split penises, masturbation under a new name, women’s dreams, and so much more…

Fifty Shades of Food

The photo series Fifty Shades of Food, by Bryan Regan, features foods that have BDSM.

Fifty Shades of Food, BDSM for vegetables
“Fifty Shades of Food”, by Bryan Regan

Penile subincision

The subincision penile is a rather rare body modification, involving splitting the penis along its underside, along the urethra. You’ve probably come across photos of split dicks online, but what do the guys with these phalli think? To find out, you can read, on Reddit, accounts from Reddit by guys who’ve undergone (voluntarily, of course) penile subincision. The first one, who performed this operation on his phallus himself about a decade ago, regrets this youthful mistake: despite satisfying sensations, he no longer dares to have sex, for fear that his partners might be scared by his rather unusual dick. The second one is delighted with the result, and has no regrets.

What Do Young Girls Dream About?

The documentary directed by Ovidie, “What Do Young Girls Dream About?”, has already reached nearly 250,000 views on YouTube.

A new name for female masturbation: klittra

The Swedes have coined a word to refer to female masturbation: klittra, a contraction of the words clitoris (klitoris in Swedish) and to shine (glittra). In English, we would probably translate this expression as to rub your clitoris… Or another vivid expression of the same kind.
 

The Rainbow United States

To celebrate the legalisation of same-sex marriage across the United States, many American buildings were decked out in rainbow lighting… And it’s very pretty.

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Disney rainbow

 

Even the White House joined in:

The White House rainbow to celebrate the legalisation of same-sex marriage
The White House rainbow

Buying breast milk online, and its dangers

Apparently, you can buy human breast milk online , on sites such asOnly The Breast. At its core, the offer is intended for babies, but adults with an infantilisation fetish and bodybuilders seeking protein are also customers. Whether you’re a baby, an adult baby or an athlete, consuming this milk is extremely dangerous, because of the risk of bacteria being present due to improper storage and the transmission of STIs.

 

Pouches of human breast milk (source: Only The Breast)

Other stuff

  • Eve de Candaulie’s book, “My Husband Is a Wonderful Man”, in which the writer-blogger recounts her discovery, as a woman, of the libertine world, and her free and uninhibited relationship with her husband, where candaulism plays an important role, is now available as an e-book.

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“My Husband Is a Wonderful Man” by Eve de Candaulie

 

  • Why do people agree to have sex for science ? How does the profile of the volunteers (as opposed to that of people who would categorically refuse to be observed) influence the results of a study? Well, it’s complicated, and it depends on the study in question.
  • If you’re into BDSM, you might be tempted by the festival Folsom Europe, from 9 to 13 September, in Berlin.

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A photo of the Folsom Europe festival (source: Adam Lederer’s Flickr gallery)

 

  • Tampon boxes carry a warning that people don’t really pay attention to: Warning, blah blah blah, toxic shock syndrome, blah blah blah, rare but serious. The toxic shock syndrome (TSS for those in the know), in fact, is a fulminant infection (and, fortunately, extremely rare), which, if it doesn’t kill you in a few days, can also make you lose limbs, through gangrene.

 

A compulsive sex toy collector whose stash now dwarfs my wardrobe, I review every new toy with a critic's sharp eye.

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