Man's Best Lubricant de Joy Division

Test of the Man’s Best Lubricant JoyDivision

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The Man’s Best Lubricant JoyDivision is a water-based lubricant, mainly intended for anal penetration. We tested it.

Joy Division's Man's Best Lubricant

Presentation

In a large 150 mL tube that, due to the heatwave, reminds me of the suncream I’ll soon be slathering on at the beach, this lubricant seems made to be poured out generously.

Scent

The Man’s Best Lubricant smells “clean”. It isn’t odourless, but the scent is fairly neutral and reminiscent of a soap.

As for taste, without being awful, it’s not great (a soapy taste…). But since it’s not specifically intended for oral sex, we’ll forgive it.

Composition of the Man’s Best Lubricant

I’m not at all happy with the composition. It contains methylparaben (a paraben, and therefore an endocrine disruptor, which may have an influence on fertility and on the risk of breast cancer, etc.) and glycerine (which may pose a risk of vaginal infections in people who are frequently prone to them).

It’s a water-based lubricant, so it’s compatible with condoms and sex toys.

Texture

The texture is fairly thick: the lubricant glides without dripping.

texture of the Man's Best Lubricant

Usage

The lubrication is fairly effective. The product glides quite well (a little better than the average water-based lubricant), and doesn’t dry out too quickly.

Conclusion on the Man’s Best Lubricant by Joy Division

The Man’s Best Lubricant by Joy Division doesn’t live up to its name.

First of all, there’s no reason for it to be specifically “for men” (or specifically for women, for that matter)… Well, we don’t really care about that.

But, above all, this self-proclaimed “best” is undeserved. As for how pleasant it is to use, it’s not too bad. However, its composition really bothers me: paraben-based, it’s not healthy for the body.

Joy Division's Man's Best Lubricant

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A compulsive sex toy collector whose stash now dwarfs my wardrobe, I review every new toy with a critic's sharp eye.

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