Among the sex toys we’ve tested, we have a few favourites. Here’s our pick of the best sex toys we’ve come across.
This selection is personal and completely subjective. Not all categories are equally represented, because we’re not equally interested in every type of sex toy. In short, this best-of reflects our tastes and preferences. But if you share some of our criteria, there’s a good chance you’ll like these toys too.
We’ll update this list of the best sex toys we’ve tested (that are still on sale) over time.
Best sex toys: non-realistic dildos
Njoy Pure Wand
The Njoy Pure Wand is sometimes nicknamed the “G-spot magic wand”, and it thoroughly deserves the title.
Heart Pounder Lovehoney
The Heart Pounder Lovehoney is a beautiful suction-cup dildo with a phallic shape, made from translucent silicone filled with a multitude of little pink hearts.
Laid D2
The Laid D2 is a dildo made from Norwegian volcanic rock. As well as being beautiful, it’s remarkably effective on the G-spot.
Aissikul SelfDelve
The Aissikul SelfDelve is a beautiful, soft dildo shaped like a translucent ice cube. A true erotic sculpture in silicone.
Best sex toys: realistic dildos
Vixen Goodfella
The Goodfella by Vixen Creations has a very realistic texture, thanks to its patented material, VixSkin, which is made from a blend of pure liquid and solid silicone. The bonus: a pair of very soft testicles.
Vixen Mustang
Fancy the Goodfella, but testicles on a dildo really aren’t your thing? The Mustang is a version without balls.
Vixen Maverick
If you’re looking for a similar sex toy, but a little bigger, you might like the Maverick, another Vixen Creations dildo.
RealCock 2 Dirk
The RealCock 2 Dirk is quite possibly the best dildo of all time (along with its sisters, the other RealCocks). Its realism is astounding, both in appearance and texture.
Every last detail is perfected to an extraordinary degree: its skin slides like the real thing, and its testicles contain two internal silicone balls that you can feel beneath the skin. Its only flaw: its very high price.
RealDoll RealCock 2 Dirk: review of an hyperrealistic dildo
RealCock 2 Rockwell (or DTF)
The RealCock 2 Rockwell, previously called the RealCock 2 DTF, is the harness-compatible version of the RealCock. This handmade dildo is surprisingly realistic! If you’ve got a big budget, you won’t regret your purchase.
RealCock 2 Rockwell DTF review
Best sex toys: ultra-powerful vibrators
Doxy Die Cast
The Doxy Die Cast is a corded vibrator with formidable power and excellent quality. What to expect: orgasms in under a minute. It’s one of the best sex toys to keep on your bedside table at all times.
Doxy Number 3
The Doxy Number 3 is a smaller version of the Die Cast.
Europe Magic Wand
The Europe Magic Wand is an EU-compliant clone of Hitachi’s famous Magic Wand. A classic that lives up to its promises!
We Vibe Wand
The We Vibe Wand is a rechargeable, waterproof, pressure-sensitive clitoral wand. For orgasms in no time at all, even in the shower or bath.
We Vibe Wand : An app controlled Wand Vibrator
Best sex toys: targeted clitoral stimulators
Lelo Sona Cruise 2
The Lelo Sona Cruise 2 is a clitoral stimulator that uses “sonic pulses”. The sensations, similar to those you feel during cunnilingus, are intense!
Womanizer Pro 40
The Womanizer Pro 40 is probably the least flashy version of the famous air-pulse vibrator (and therefore costs less than €100), but it still delivers.
Satisfyer Pro 2 Vibrations
The Satisfyer Pro 2 Vibrations is a cheaper but very nice alternative to the famous air-pulse vibrator. It’s a bit ugly, admittedly, but it delivers.
Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit
The Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit combines Womanizer-style suction and pulses with a curved insertable arm that stimulates the G-spot beautifully.
Best sex toys: other vibrators
Lelo Mona 2
The Lelo Mona 2 is an essential G-spot vibrator.
Lelo Ina 2
The Lelo Ina 2 is a very well-designed rabbit vibrator.
We Vibe Tango
The We Vibe Tango is a mini vibrator that packs a punch.
We Vibe Touch
The We Vibe Touch is a mini vibrator with a soft head that fits in the palm of your hand.
Best sex toys: anal plugs
Njoy Pure Plug
The Njoy Pure Plug is a very simple little steel anal plug, but with a well-designed shape. It’s very comfortable, even to wear under clothes for long periods.
Piky
The Piky by Geeky Sex Toys is a Pikachu anal plug! Handmade, with an ultra-cute look, and all at an affordable price.
Piky Geeky Sex Toys: a Pikachu butt plug
Best sex toys: harnesses
SpareParts Joque
With the comfortable, highly adjustable Joque by SpareParts harness, the dildo you wear becomes almost a natural extension of your hips.
Review: SpareParts Joque, a comfortable harness
SpareParts Tomboi
The Tomboi by SpareParts is as comfortable as the Joque, but with a different look. Its gender-neutral design means you can pull it on and wear it like a pair of knickers.
Best sex toys: connected toys
Lovense Lush
The Lovense Lush is a really nice connected vibrating egg.
We Vibe Moxie
The We Vibe Moxie is a small connected clitoral vibrator that clips into your knickers. It stays firmly in place, and its vibrations are fairly powerful.
If you can’t find what you’re looking for in this selection of the best sex toys we’ve tested, perhaps you’ll spot the erotic toy of your dreams among our other sex toy reviews.
