Unusual sex toys: curiosities and new arrivals

The world of sex toys is full of surprises. Since the Objets De Plaisir blog began, we’ve had the chance to discover a multitude of unusual sex toys. Strange sex toys, sometimes downright what the fuck, but also new releases, with high-tech and innovative sex toys, and even a few imaginary ones.

Here’s a little themed guide to our articles about unusual sex toys… Apart from the sex toy reviews, because whenever we get the chance to try out one of these curiosities, we jump at the opportunity!

Unusual sex toys: arse-ious curiosities

If you were after weird, get ready to see some! Here’s a whole collection of very strange sex toys…

Monstrous unusual sex toys

Sex toys sometimes get into the spirit of Halloween. They’re not afraid to take on the appearance of writhing insects. Or the phalluses of legendary creatures: Frankenstein’s monster, Cthulhu, Count Dracula and even zombies all fire up the sexual imagination. The result is sex toys that are a little gory, but fun.

But when it comes to adult toys, some monstrosities aren’t always the result of a deliberate effort, as the many mutant sex toys show.

Monster Cocks: properly creepy horror sex toys

27 February 2019

We’ve already devoted several articles to Halloween sex toys. From Cthulhu dildos to insect vibrators, through anal plugs adorned with a little zombie, horror sex toys come in a ...

Halloween sex toys: the vibrators that scare you

31 October 2013

For Halloween, now that you’ve read a whole heap of erotic books based on zombies and other abominable creatures, you are fully ready. It’s time to get down ...

Insect sex toys: for Halloween, it's crawling in the knickers

31 October 2018

Crawly, wriggly little creatures – at first glance, they’re hardly sexy. And yet, insect sextoys do exist. Table of contents show 1 ...

Pumpkin sex toy or skeleton dildo for Halloween?

1 November 2018

This article is far from the first one we’ve dedicated to Halloween sex toys. But this year, the day before ...

Mutant sex toys: sexual hybrids

15 August 2013

In hentai, mutants are often fetishized. And in the real world, the same goes for mutant sex toys. Indeed, their genetic ...

Cute unusual sex toys

For a gentle change of tone, let’s make way now for some cute as a button sex toys.

Cute doesn’t necessarily mean useless gimmick. We tested an ultra-powerful unicorn vibrator: beneath its innocent looks, it’s a devilish little thing that delivers orgasms at full speed. But it’s far from the only unicorn sex toy out there. If you fancy masturbating in a rainbow, there’s no shortage of unicorn-themed sex toys and erotic books.

Many Japanese vibrators go for a kawaii look. Hello Kitty on your clit, anyone? And for dessert, you’ll find sex toys shaped like cakes, ice creams or fruit.

Sex? Yes, but with unicorn sex toys!

4 April 2017

A unicorn, that’s pure, that’s beautiful, that’s… That’s still a pony with a phallic thing on its forehead. And yes, the unicorn fantasy definitely exists. Between ...

Sextoys and sweet treats: from the ice cream vibrator to the lollipop dildo

9 July 2017

Sugar and genitals don’t mix. However, for those who like to mix eroticism with things that look appetising, there’s ...

Hello Kitty vibrator and other kawaii Japanese sex toys

31 January 2012

They are small, they are cute, no, this article is not about kittens, but about kawaii Japanese mini-vibrators. From the Hello ...

Unusual sex toys: science fiction and pop culture

Star Wars sex toys will delight geeks of all genders. Did you know there’s a Yoda penis dildo and a Darth Vader vibrator?

Star Wars sex toys: the Darth Vader vibrator and the Yoda ball gag

20 December 2017

A new Star Wars episode means a new batch of not approved by Disney Star Wars inspired toys. Star Wars sex toys, about which I wrote an article some time ...

Star Wars sex toys: a lightsaber dildo?

15 June 2013

If you have ever dreamed of erotic jedi fights with your significant one, you’ll be pleased to learn that yes, there is such a thing as a lightsaber dildo. ...

Game of Thrones: sex toys, knickers and porn

14 May 2019

As the series nears its end, the media are going wild over Game of Thrones-inspired sex toys. Creations by the brand , ...

Sextoys and porn parodies inspired by Doctor Who

9 May 2018

We’ve dedicated not one, but two articles to sex toys inspired by Star Wars, the saga having been the subject ...

Questionable unusual sex toys

Sex toys don’t always spell good taste. And I’m not talking about the taste you get when you put one in your mouth. If your dildo or vibrator literally tastes of chemical plastic, it’s toxic and poor quality. But that’s not what we’re talking about here.

What I’m going to tell you about is kitsch sex toys galore, the sort you’d happily pair with a crass joke. For example, the Obamarator and the anal dwarf, or the Donald Trump anal plug, depending on your political leanings.

But hey, each to their own. Proof: sex toys that think they’re weapons and beer cans fitted with a vagina find buyers. And the phrase “I could fancy a quick one” suddenly takes on a whole new meaning…

For those who get nostalgic about Christmases in their childhood, waiting for Father Christmas as an adult while cuddling a teddy isn’t always quite so innocent. When the festive season rolls around, the Father Christmas sex toys let you enjoy a bit of roleplay dressed as a sexy Mrs Christmas, in the company of a vibrating teddy bear.

And for anyone who doesn’t mind taking up space, there’s a whole world of adult toys you’ll never be able to hide in your bedside cabinet, from a portable glory hole to a motorbike-shaped fucking machine.

The Poop Sex Toy: Fetish Object or Cheeky Joke?

2 August 2019

The potential uses of the poop sex toy remain a mystery to me. Is it a fetish object aimed at scatophiles, or a cheeky wink with a tooting connotation? Whatever ...

Weird sex toys: the bulky and the smoking ones

13 May 2013

After hanging out with cute sextoys so often, one would almost forget their devilish cousins: the strange sextoys nobody had been impatiently waiting for. The ones that slip the obsessive ...

Creepy Sex Toys: Eroticism and Bad Taste

30 January 2012

All tastes are found in nature. Including when it comes to sex toys, and that’s a good thing. But sometimes, ...

Sextoys Donald Trump: a presidential anal plug?

3 January 2018

In the United States, it’s common for presidents to become the subject of collective fantasies. Thus, Abraham Lincoln is a ...

Patriotic sex toys, masturbating with a flag

20 November 2018

If you might think that patriotic sex toys are an exclusively American phenomenon, that’s far from the case. In fact, ...

Oh My Gode! The Religious Sex Toy, an Erotic Sacrilege

21 January 2018

Sex and modern religions rarely mix well. Despite some well-intentioned attempts by “religion-compatible” sex shops (which only cater to married heterosexual ...

Santa's sex toys, for naughty elves

25 December 2013

Last Christmas post of the year, I promise! Just one for the road: Santa’s sex toys. No, this article isn’...

Plush toys and sex: an unlikely pairing

18 February 2014

A plush toy is cute, you can hug it or fall asleep with it, but it isn’t supposed to have ...

La Tour est Folle: A Lampshade on a Dildo

4 August 2014

Since its launch last year, the Tour est Folle, a Made in France sex toy shaped like the Eiffel Tower, has ...

More unusual sex toys

Let’s start by finding out, with a silly personality quiz you shouldn’t take seriously, which ridiculously expensive sex toy is right for you. But that’s just an excuse to introduce you to a few unusual and eye-wateringly expensive sex toys.

Collectors and curious readers might like to join us for a quick look at ultra-powerful double-headed vibrators: the Hitachi Magic Twin-Head Massager and other two-headed vibrators.

Or, for My Little Pony fans ready to get down to business, there are sex toys shaped like animal penises. For foot fetishists, sex toy shoes may be the height of eroticism.

And what about those who feel the cold and are always chilly down below? Put a sock on your penis. The phallus sock, which keeps your willy warm while dressing it up as Chewbacca, Nemo or a banana, is a perfectly ordinary accessory on Etsy. Let’s discover its many varieties: it’s time for a penis carnival.

A sextoy in support of Australia

10 January 2020

As the bushfires ravage Australia, the brand Geeky Sex Toys has come up with a clever way to help those affected in its home country. It has launched the Down-Under ...

Unusual penis sheaths: the penis carnival

10 March 2020

Let’s talk a little about unusual penis sleeves. Because what you’re about to see is enough to organise a ...

Two-seater brief and other unusual underwear

3 September 2019

While browsing the internet, I stumbled across the two-person briefs. What other unusual underwear could I discover for you? The subject ...

Saint Patrick's day sex toys: Irish eroticism

16 March 2019

This post is about Saint Patrick’s day sex toys. And no, I won’t insult you by asking you to ...

Cold willy? Put a sock on your penis

3 June 2015

Known as cock sock or in English, the  penis sock is used to keep the precious member warm when it’s ...

Two-Headed Vibrator: Hitachi's Mutant

22 May 2013

A reader sent us a few photos, from a film by Roy Stuart, showing a strange two-headed corded vibrator. The mission ...

My little pony: Horse-penis dildos and other curiosities

22 May 2012

Sensitive souls, run away! This article is going to be about a dildo shaped like a horse’s or whale’s ...

Unusual homemade sex toys

Do you dream of making your own sex toy? Or would you like a laugh at the unusual homemade sex toys some people have used to masturbate? You’ve come to the right place.

Making a homemade sex toy isn’t necessarily a desperate measure taken because you can’t get hold of decent sex accessories. It can be a challenge you set yourself, combining eroticism and DIY. A little creativity in your sex toy!

And for the lazy MacGyvers, we’ll tell you how to turn everyday objects into sex toys. There are, in fact, accessories for masturbating with a toothbrush, a power drill, a bicycle or an e-cigarette.

DIY Sex Toys: Bodge Jobs for Your Arse

9 April 2020

During this period of lockdown, perhaps you’ve considered DIY sex toys to relieve the boredom while satisfying your libido. A bit of crafting keeps you busy, and if you ...

DIY Sex Toys: Creative & crazy homemade dildos ideas

10 December 2012

The idea of making your own dildo, masturbator, or vibrator might have crossed your mind. Maybe for budget reasons… Or perhaps ...

Do-it-yourself BDSM: making a whip

15 August 2014

In this article we are going to discover tutorials explaining how to make a whip. Attempting to make a sex toy ...

Turning everyday objects into sex toys

5 October 2014

Turning everyday objects into improvised sex toys is really not recommended. You could end up in A&E with something ...

Imaginary sex toys of the future

A few years ago, I imagined what sex toys of the future might look like, straight from my science-fiction fantasies, though I didn’t have the courage or the skills to try making them. Since that article was published, some of them have been invented… with a few differences from my predictions…

New releases

Innovative sex toys that will soon be available…

Autoblow AI: a sex toy that uses artificial intelligence

11 December 2018

La marque Autoblow, behind the Autoblow 2 blowjob masturbator we reviewed, has created a sex toy that uses artificial intelligence to take care of your penis. The Autoblow AI is a ...

Fifty Shades of Grey: The Accessories After the Book

30 November 2012

I’m not going to write yet another review of Fifty Shades of Grey (or Cinquante nuances de Grey, depending on your taste for English), that book whose French translation ...

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Eglantine

A compulsive sex toy collector whose stash now dwarfs my wardrobe, I review every new toy with a critic's sharp eye.